Episode 4

Johnny Paradis'
"Now before we move onto tonights exciting and thrill packed show lets get a quick update on all those whose trot around the globe has also sadly come to an end."

Cuts to pictures of the previous couples on the giant video screen. Then zooms in on one. First picture shows two men mid twenties.

Johnny Paradis'
"Adam and Simon are still in Prison in Sudan accused of aiding a terrorist organisation and are looking at the death penalty, seems a bit harsh but hey, what can you do? Law's are laws, especially if you get caught, which is what you guys did. With just a little help from Jack and Lucy. Hope you get out of that one boys."

Picture changes to a couple aged in their 30s.

Matt and Pam are still being held by the Chinese authorities. Apparently aiding Tibetan separatists is quite a big deal, who'd of thunk it eh? At least they won't be facing the death penalty if convicted, and just think of all that wonderful Chinese food they'll be getting. I'll have sweet and sour pork with that life sentence thank you very much ha,ha,ha,ha."

Picture changes to two glamourous women.

"Anna and Sadie the glamourous blondes are still being held captive somewhere in central Africa and negotiations are ongoing for their release. Hope the boys in foreign affairs have your pictures on their wall girls, thats all the motivation they'll need to get you home. Those two are just so, so, so hot, sorry I just couldn't help myself."

Picture changes to athletic looking Afro Americans couple.

"Charles and Sandra well, Sandra has been let out on bail on South Africa but Charles still faces a double murder charge, last we heard Sandra was trying to buy a passport on the black market, good luck Sandra you get that tidy little ass out of there and remember Johnny is waiting ha,ha,ha,ha. Was that too much? I don't think so ha,ha,ha,ha, oh my, hope the wife wasn't watching. Love you honey."

Picture changes to older couple.

"Molly and Simon well to be honest we have no news of them at all they seem to have disappeared off the face of the Earth, as you know we found their GPS bracelets in Somalia but thats all we got. Good luck guys you are never far from my google searches."

Picture changes to geeky looking couple.

"Brad and Carmella, well unfortunately as we know they couldn't get across the Korean border and have both been sentenced to life imprisonment for spying. Don't those crazy North Koreans have TV? Enjoy the free accommodation at that labour camp, why don't you look at it as an extreme health retreat and you never know another war on the peninsula may just provide you with the perfect diversion for an escape, and just think what a great show that would make."

Picture changes to tattooed and pierced couple.

"Sarah and Tommy were forced to retire after catching Malaria but they hope to be out of hospital soon and want to reapply for Globetrotters, now thats the spirit of adventure we want to see, can't keep good people down. Hope you make it through again guys."

Picture changes to father and daughter.

"And last but not least Bill and Stacey, well our father daughter team are still being held for ransom in Columbia, negotiations are continuing even as we speak all I can tell you they've put quite a price tag on their lives but what price can you put on fame? Hope your families and friends can raise the cash. You have to think there would be a bidding war for that story, except we get exclusive rights."

Cuts back to Johnny.

"We are with all of our previous contestants in spirit. But luckily, not in body, now tell me what other show offers you the chance to experience all of that?Ummm and your answer is? Waiting, no I don't know either ha,ha,ha,ha. But if you do come up with an answer please tell someone who cares. Seriously though good luck to all our former contestants wherever they are. And now on to tonight's show! Where we find ourselves on the Indonesian Islands we can't give our exact location away due to tonights challenge, I mean what they are about to do isn't exactly legal, and on this show why would it be. But more of that in a moment lets cross to our contestants. We are down to our own fab four couples they are Jack and Lucy, Kurt and Brian, Sami and Carl and last but by no means least Katherine and Derrick."

Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a semi dark room with eight people in it on camera. Cuts around showing the view from the cameras in the point of view. Everyone in the room is holding an ipad and looking at Johnny on the screen. As Johnny speaks to each
individual it goes split screen on TV. Images are like those on Skype.

Tune in next week as the competition starts to really get underway. Same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel. And remember we also love to hear what you think.