Cuts to the border crossing. On the Mexican side. Queues of cars in the background lots of Police and soldiers.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Thanks Johnny, this is going to be the toughest challenge our contestants have faced, prior to this they could nearly always bribe their way into the challenge as we saw with the people smuggling. Money is not in short supply here, the Mexican drug trade is estimated at anywhere up $39,000,000,000 a year and last year there were nearly 19,000 deaths related to the cartels and the war on drugs. These guys don't mess around. Our contestants could be smuggling a wide range of contraband marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, guns we really won't know until they meet their contacts inside the cartels and then comes the task of persuading them to let them help. I'm joined now by Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV from the McDonalds USA Border Patrol...After a hard day on the border there is nothing like a burger, and from Grupo Bimbo Mexican Federal Police....When you think of bread you have to think of Bimbo. Captain Jorge Arellano."
Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Good evening Natarsha and good evening viewers, welcome to the border."
Captain Jorge Arellano
"Hola y recepción a México good evening everyone."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Gentlemen you've heard what tonights challenge is, what are your first thoughts?"
Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Well first of all I really hope that they don't persuade the cartels to let them assist them in their illegal activities they'll be risking their lives and their liberty, these people in the cartels are not to be trusted I have grave fears for their safety."
Captain Jorge Arellano
"I agree with the Captain totally they're being very foolish, even if they do get the chance to help them, we'll be there to catch them and bring them to justice."
Natarsha Metsacker
"So you would consider this a very dangerous challenge for our two teams."
Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Oh yes, I follow the show closely and this is by far their most dangerous challenge. And even if they attempt it we will catch them make no mistake about that. We are watching and waiting, we are ever vigilant and ever willing and able to do our duty because we are The McDonalds USA Border Patrol."
Captain Jorge Arellano
"We will be coming after them from both sides of the border...."
Natarsha Metsacker
"I see what you gentlemen are saying but you are always attacking the cartels from both sides of the border and yet an estimated $39,000,000,000 of contraband crosses the border every year and the death toll continues to climb year on year as do the Cartels profits, power and influence. We are obviously losing this war."
Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"I couldn't disagree with you more. Why only last week we uncovered a cross border tunnel arrested 11 cartel members and seized drugs with a street value of $15,000,000."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Well I'm sure that has really slowed down their operations Captain. Thank you for your time gentlemen."
Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Thank you I wish your contestants all the best, but I don't think they will be able to do it."
Captain Jorge Arellano
"Thank you."
Natarsha Metsacker
"It would appear that our contestants biggest threat comes from the Cartels and not from the authorities but time will tell how this all plays out and now its back to you in the studio Johnny."
Cuts back to the studio.Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Its all go, go, go on the border and we'll be right back to see how are contestants are doing, right after this message from our good friends at OmniCam."
Cuts to vision of people all shown from the camera holders point of view. Changes then to scenes of man and women kissing, kids drag racing or smoking from bongs. Again all shown from that persons point of view. There is a voice over.
Voice
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Cuts to infomercial guy showing a range of cameras and images flash behind him of snapshots and videos.
Infomercial Guy
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Cuts to a woman in her lounge room. In front of a large TV with images of a fire being started by the person doing the filming.
Woman
"It was thanks to OmniCam that we found out our son was an arsonist and we were able to have him put into a secure facility, he's so happy there now, and we don't have the worry of the house burning down and the neighbours are talking to us again."
Cuts to a man in his house. In front of a large TV images of the gardner and a woman then inside the house then in bed together.
Man
"It's a terrible cliche but my wife was sleeping with gardener and its thanks to OmniCam that she got to keep him and I got to keep everything else. I can't recommend them highly enough."
Cuts back to infomercial guy.
Infomercial Guy
"Those are just two of our many happy clients. Peace of mind now does have a price. And it's a lot cheaper than you might think. Be with the ones you love wherever they are see what they see and hear what they hear. OmniCam....Whatever you see we see."
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"I know I've said it before but I'll say it again I just love OmniCam, I know where my loved ones are all the time and what they are doing. Remember guys daddies watching ha,ha,ha,ha. Now lets go back to our contestants and see how the negotiations are going on."
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Episode 14
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a room the four contestants are there. We see them from their own cameras and form the ipods. Their images appear on the giant video screen.
Johnny Paradis'
"And now onto the final challenge and our final two teams. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Carl and Sami and Kurt and Lucy good evening finalists!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Carl
"Johnny how are you? Good to see you again."
Sami
"Hey Johnny we made it!"
Kurt
"Whats the challenge? We just want to get started."
Lucy
"I'm pumped and ready to rock n' roll."
Johnny Paradis'
"You all sound up for this weeks challenge."
Kurt
"Ready willing and able Johnny, it all comes down to the next seven days and we are going to give it everything. Coming second is not an option for us. Why second is just first of the losers and thats something we sure ain't."
Carl
"It's not an option Kurt it's an inevitability, you are going to come second. Just want to let you know. You may as well give up now."
Lucy
"Yeah you talk it up, but you know it's ours, you guys just don't have what it takes you never did and you never will you're weak and the whole world is going to see that real soon."
Sami
"All that from a back stabbing two faced bitch....If I were you Kurt I'd be watching her all the time. You're going to need eyes in the back of your head."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well no love lost between our teams is there ha,ha,ha,ha but did we really expect to feel the love at this stage? I doubt it. And do we want it? No, is my answer to that question."
Carl
"I've had no love for them since day one. I mean who could like either of them?"
Lucy
"You and her are just oxygen thieves I hope you get what you deserve in this challenge, which is precisely fuck-all. No let me rephrase that a painful, slow death would be your just deserts."
Sami
"Well hopefully somebody will put us all out of our misery and put you down in this challenge and I mean down in the ground. You are just one unpleasant bitch."
Johnny
"Think we better get these guys separated before they tear each other apart ha,ha,ha,ha
lets get onto the challenge, our contestants tonight find themselves in Mexico near the border with the good old US of A. Their task is to convince, bribe or do whatever they need to do to ensure they get to work with two of the most notorious cartels here in the border regions. Whom we have put them in contact with through our good friends at Extreme Tourism....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven. Now these guys have not agreed to let our contestants help them, at this point all they'll do is meet them, if and when they persuade them to help they could be smuggling marijuana, methamphetamine, heroin, to a minimum of $5,000,000. They won't find out until they are trying to get across the border, then they must take payment for the shipment and get the cash back to the cartel. But as a bonus guys, anything you can make above the $5,000,000 asking price is yours to keep, though I imagine trying to barter with the buyers could pose a few problems.""
Carl
"Thats great! Can't wait to start this challenge was made for us."
Lucy
"We are so going to win this challenge with our nerves and negotiating skills I think we'll win the competition plus a nice little bonus on top."
Kurt
"I'll let my actions do the talking Johnny. You can ask me how we did it after we pick up the prize. You may as well make out the cheque right now."
Sami
"You two are all wind and piss talk, talk, talk we're going to walk all over you. Thats if they even get to attempt the challenge I mean who is going to trust them two?"
Johnny Paradis'
"This is going to be a no holds barred final I can tell ! And thats just what we've come to expect from these two teams."
Kurt
"Nothing we won't do to win Johnny, nothing."
Johnny Paradis'
"You've already proved that to us Kurt no doubt about that. I'm really looking forward to seeing you in action this week."
Sami
"I think he's just desperate, trying to talk himself up, I'm so ruthless, I'm so tough, I'm such a mean motherfucker . Your silly little mind games aren't going to work on us."
Lucy
"Thats because you don't have a mind for it to work on you two have to be the most stupid people I've ever met. You think you can beat us? Please. You must be on some seriously powerful drugs."
Carl
"Whats it like being you Lucy? It's all talk, Sami is right. We'll see you when you give us the cheque Johnny."
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Cheers and applause from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats two very focused teams we have here both of them very determined to win. This is going to be something to remember folks. Don't look away for a second. Who knows what you'll miss? But it's sure to be good and just imagine that awkward conversation round the water cooler having to explain how you missed the show and don't know what anyone is talking about. Well contestants its bye for now people, you'll be introduced to the people you need to meet very soon and we'll be catching up with you then. All I can say now is to wish you, like our global audience of one point five billion does is good luck! Whats our catchphrase folks?"
Cuts back to the contestants.
Carl Sami and Kurt and Lucy
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"It sure is for those guys and the best is yet to come. And we'll be right back after this message from our good friends at Extreme Tourism....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Cuts to an ad. The ad presenter is like an infomercial presenter. Ad begins with standard holiday pictures resorts sandy beaches, theme parks etc then changes to war zones, the sight of a car bomb attack dead bodies and blood everywhere other scenes of devastation all of them with a happy couple in the foreground posing for a picture.
Presenter
"When someone says cruise do you want to snooze? If someone says lovely coach tours do you think they're bores? If you answered yes we have some great African adventures for you, three weeks with North African pirates or how about a month with a warlord in sub-Saharan Africa? Rape pillage and plunder to your hearts content, Does that sound like you? We can help you organise the holiday of a lifetime. Here are some of our happy clients who made it home just listen to what they have to say."
Cuts to a man in his lounge room large TV showing his holiday videos. Attacking a village in Africa.
Client one
"We had the best three weeks of my life, we lived with a warlord went on two raids into the villages and towns and took part in a massacre! Several interrogations, and boy don't they know how to make someone talk it was just the best fun. We're already thinking about our next holiday in hell."
Cuts to a woman in her lounge large TV showing her holiday video boarding a supertanker with pirates.
Client two
"We took the whole family and got to board and take control of a super tanker held the crew hostage and even helped with the negotiations. I can tell you we'll never forget this holiday. It was excitement from start to finish. I can't recommend them highly enough."
Presenter
"No matter what you want to do, no matter what laws or taboos you want to break here at Extreme Tourism we can help you plan that perfect holiday, just call one of our friendly consultants or check our online package deals we've got something for everyone, no matter what your tastes are because remember Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"How could you not have fun on holidays like those, seriously, I've had three holidays with Extreme Tourism and I've loved every minute of them. You know you deserve a holiday and those
guys will make sure you have one, one you will never forget. We now know what are contestants challenge is and before we get to see how they go with their negotiations let's get some background information on the cartels that control the border area and what their methods are. And who better to give us all that than our very own Natarsha Metsacker."
Cuts to the border crossing. On the Mexican side. Queues of cars in the background lots of Police and soldiers.
Johnny Paradis'
"And now onto the final challenge and our final two teams. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Carl and Sami and Kurt and Lucy good evening finalists!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Carl
"Johnny how are you? Good to see you again."
Sami
"Hey Johnny we made it!"
Kurt
"Whats the challenge? We just want to get started."
Lucy
"I'm pumped and ready to rock n' roll."
Johnny Paradis'
"You all sound up for this weeks challenge."
Kurt
"Ready willing and able Johnny, it all comes down to the next seven days and we are going to give it everything. Coming second is not an option for us. Why second is just first of the losers and thats something we sure ain't."
Carl
"It's not an option Kurt it's an inevitability, you are going to come second. Just want to let you know. You may as well give up now."
Lucy
"Yeah you talk it up, but you know it's ours, you guys just don't have what it takes you never did and you never will you're weak and the whole world is going to see that real soon."
Sami
"All that from a back stabbing two faced bitch....If I were you Kurt I'd be watching her all the time. You're going to need eyes in the back of your head."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well no love lost between our teams is there ha,ha,ha,ha but did we really expect to feel the love at this stage? I doubt it. And do we want it? No, is my answer to that question."
Carl
"I've had no love for them since day one. I mean who could like either of them?"
Lucy
"You and her are just oxygen thieves I hope you get what you deserve in this challenge, which is precisely fuck-all. No let me rephrase that a painful, slow death would be your just deserts."
Sami
"Well hopefully somebody will put us all out of our misery and put you down in this challenge and I mean down in the ground. You are just one unpleasant bitch."
Johnny
"Think we better get these guys separated before they tear each other apart ha,ha,ha,ha
lets get onto the challenge, our contestants tonight find themselves in Mexico near the border with the good old US of A. Their task is to convince, bribe or do whatever they need to do to ensure they get to work with two of the most notorious cartels here in the border regions. Whom we have put them in contact with through our good friends at Extreme Tourism....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven. Now these guys have not agreed to let our contestants help them, at this point all they'll do is meet them, if and when they persuade them to help they could be smuggling marijuana, methamphetamine, heroin, to a minimum of $5,000,000. They won't find out until they are trying to get across the border, then they must take payment for the shipment and get the cash back to the cartel. But as a bonus guys, anything you can make above the $5,000,000 asking price is yours to keep, though I imagine trying to barter with the buyers could pose a few problems.""
Carl
"Thats great! Can't wait to start this challenge was made for us."
Lucy
"We are so going to win this challenge with our nerves and negotiating skills I think we'll win the competition plus a nice little bonus on top."
Kurt
"I'll let my actions do the talking Johnny. You can ask me how we did it after we pick up the prize. You may as well make out the cheque right now."
Sami
"You two are all wind and piss talk, talk, talk we're going to walk all over you. Thats if they even get to attempt the challenge I mean who is going to trust them two?"
Johnny Paradis'
"This is going to be a no holds barred final I can tell ! And thats just what we've come to expect from these two teams."
Kurt
"Nothing we won't do to win Johnny, nothing."
Johnny Paradis'
"You've already proved that to us Kurt no doubt about that. I'm really looking forward to seeing you in action this week."
Sami
"I think he's just desperate, trying to talk himself up, I'm so ruthless, I'm so tough, I'm such a mean motherfucker . Your silly little mind games aren't going to work on us."
Lucy
"Thats because you don't have a mind for it to work on you two have to be the most stupid people I've ever met. You think you can beat us? Please. You must be on some seriously powerful drugs."
Carl
"Whats it like being you Lucy? It's all talk, Sami is right. We'll see you when you give us the cheque Johnny."
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Cheers and applause from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats two very focused teams we have here both of them very determined to win. This is going to be something to remember folks. Don't look away for a second. Who knows what you'll miss? But it's sure to be good and just imagine that awkward conversation round the water cooler having to explain how you missed the show and don't know what anyone is talking about. Well contestants its bye for now people, you'll be introduced to the people you need to meet very soon and we'll be catching up with you then. All I can say now is to wish you, like our global audience of one point five billion does is good luck! Whats our catchphrase folks?"
Cuts back to the contestants.
Carl Sami and Kurt and Lucy
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"It sure is for those guys and the best is yet to come. And we'll be right back after this message from our good friends at Extreme Tourism....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Cuts to an ad. The ad presenter is like an infomercial presenter. Ad begins with standard holiday pictures resorts sandy beaches, theme parks etc then changes to war zones, the sight of a car bomb attack dead bodies and blood everywhere other scenes of devastation all of them with a happy couple in the foreground posing for a picture.
Presenter
"When someone says cruise do you want to snooze? If someone says lovely coach tours do you think they're bores? If you answered yes we have some great African adventures for you, three weeks with North African pirates or how about a month with a warlord in sub-Saharan Africa? Rape pillage and plunder to your hearts content, Does that sound like you? We can help you organise the holiday of a lifetime. Here are some of our happy clients who made it home just listen to what they have to say."
Cuts to a man in his lounge room large TV showing his holiday videos. Attacking a village in Africa.
Client one
"We had the best three weeks of my life, we lived with a warlord went on two raids into the villages and towns and took part in a massacre! Several interrogations, and boy don't they know how to make someone talk it was just the best fun. We're already thinking about our next holiday in hell."
Cuts to a woman in her lounge large TV showing her holiday video boarding a supertanker with pirates.
Client two
"We took the whole family and got to board and take control of a super tanker held the crew hostage and even helped with the negotiations. I can tell you we'll never forget this holiday. It was excitement from start to finish. I can't recommend them highly enough."
Presenter
"No matter what you want to do, no matter what laws or taboos you want to break here at Extreme Tourism we can help you plan that perfect holiday, just call one of our friendly consultants or check our online package deals we've got something for everyone, no matter what your tastes are because remember Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Cuts back to Johnny in studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"How could you not have fun on holidays like those, seriously, I've had three holidays with Extreme Tourism and I've loved every minute of them. You know you deserve a holiday and those
guys will make sure you have one, one you will never forget. We now know what are contestants challenge is and before we get to see how they go with their negotiations let's get some background information on the cartels that control the border area and what their methods are. And who better to give us all that than our very own Natarsha Metsacker."
Cuts to the border crossing. On the Mexican side. Queues of cars in the background lots of Police and soldiers.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Episode 13
THE FINAL
Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.
Johnny Paradis'
"Good evening, and welcome to the final of GLOBETROTTERS....NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! I'm your host Johnny Paradis', Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable....Fame and fortune, and our two lucky, lucky teams are going to give everything and some more trying to achieve it, this is no holds barred TV And how else would you want it? Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism ....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"This is it ladies and gentleman, this is the one, the biggest show of the year, the one we've all been waiting for. Yes, it's the final! The moment of truth is fast approaching for our teams. Who is going to be triumphant ? Who is going to go that extra mile give that little bit more and walk away with it all? By the end of tonight we will have answers to all those questions and to some we haven't thought to ask yet. Or is it we just haven't dared to? Why not tell us what you think. This reality television is real, and this is real TV, real people, real lives, 360 vision 24/7. With a global audience of one point five billion people. And we love you all, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by our sponsors OmniCam...Whatever you see we see there's no escape from our prying eyes. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite through our sponsors Coyote Media....Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. We never miss a moment of the actions and reactions and consequences that befall our contestants.We started with twelve teams, now we are down to the final two teams who are
going to give us everything they have. $20,000,000 is on the line tonight. Whoever completes our challenge first is the winner. But hey knowing this game if just one competitor finishes that will be enough to win the prize and be named Globetrotters. And what a show we have for you tonight and what a challenge we have for our last two teams. This one is really going to put them to the test, we'll see how far these guys are willing to go for all the money, all the fame. The gloves are off. Were they ever really on? I know what I think. Do you?
And what about last weeks show? Didn't that throw up some surprises? Two teams eliminated.And from those two teams we lost one contestant drowned and three taken into custody by the Australians. And because it's such a special show tonight we are joined in the studio by Sarah and Tommy who are out of hospital and what a surprise we have, live from their hospital beds and just released by their kidnappers are Bill and Stacey, but thats not all folks we have a few more surprises in store for you when we catch up with some of our other previous contestants."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Walks over to Sarah and Tommy. Shakes hands with him and kisses her.
"Sarah and Tommy how are you guys feeling? It must be hard for you knowing this is the final and that it was illness that got you eliminated."
Tommy
"We're just fine thank you Johnny, just gutted that we aren't in the final we would have made it we would have been there. I can't wait to see what the challenge is going to be and more importantly how the teams are going to handle it."
Sarah
"That's right we would have made it except for getting Malaria, we'll be back again I promise you that. But I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish the teams left all the best. They've all played the game the way it's meant to be played."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to see you both up and around You're both looking really well."
Johnny walks over to the video screen. We see the hospital room on the screen before it cuts to a hospital room Bill and Stacey in beds hooked up to drips the machine that goes ping etc. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Bill and Stacey welcome home! How are you guys holding up? I'm guessing that you are happy to be back home."
Bill
"We're so glad to be back home, I really can't put it into words that really was an adventure Johnny, that really was. At the moment we just need a few days to recover. Glad to be getting some decent food after two months of well eating something that looked like the dog threw it up."
Stacey
"Didn't taste much better either, but like dad said we're both overjoyed to be home and I'm feeling a little sad we aren't in the final but I'm excited to see who is going to win."
Johnny Paradis'
"That really was an adventure you went on. We'll be crossing back to you guys later.Now, normally at this point in the show we recap what happened last week, as if anyone could forget, but tonight this being the final we are going to give that a miss, but don't worry on next weeks show we'll be going back through all the highlights from this series and do we have some highlights. However, before we go any further though we do have an apology to make last week two boats filled with illegal immigrants landed on Australian soil and we did say we would inform the authorities so they could be picked up. Well, in all the excitement we forgot. Our bad I know. We did eventually remember and after four days on the beach they were picked up, the majority of them were anyway. We'll be sending all of the survivors a Globetrotters gift pack. Its just our way of saying sorry we left you there with no food or water. Enjoy all the goodies in the pack. And viewers you can purchase the same gift packs on line, they make the ideal Christmas or birthday present. And now onto tonights show which is something special and I mean really, really special.It's especially exciting! We've saved the best until last. Now we've already caught up with some of our eliminated contestants but look who else we have a chance to talk tonight. Something that took quite a lot of work to pull off. You'll never guess what it is. Should I tell? Do you really want to know? Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls two of our most popular contestants of all time all the way from death row in the Sudan we have Adam and Simon!"
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a prison cell, what one imagines a prison cell in the Sudan would look like two unshaven young men in the cell talking into an ipad. A guard has another ipad filming the men.
Adam
"Johnny we are so excited to be back on TV with you on the final, it's a real privilege. I can't wait to see how this unfolds."
Simon
"We sure are, I'd just like to say hi to everyone back home. Thanks for all your support."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to have you guys back live with us. So how are things in the sensational, sultry, seductive Sudan?"
Simon
"Well, we got the verdict today in our trial and it wasn't what we were hoping to hear, I'm sorry to say we were found guilty."
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh that's just too bad I hope you can appeal."
Adam
"Oh we'll be appealing ok, but if that goes against us we'd like to auction off the rights to the executions to the highest bidder, no reason we can't turn this situation to our advantage. Fame and money Johnny fame and money!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what we love about you guys always looking at the positive, always trying to turn the situation to your advantage. If there is an angle in there you are the men to find it, you can see why these guys were chosen for Globetrotters can't you? Aren't they just great? Gentlemen I salute you. What an example to the youth of the world you are kids if you're looking for a role model you won't do much better than these two fine young men."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Simon
"Thank-you Johnny I can't tell you how much that means to us. And we also want to sell our story about our time on Globetrotters now that we can contact the outside world. We feel we have so much to tell so much to give."
Johnny Paradis'
"And on that note that's all down to our good friends at Extreme Tourism. There isn't a place on the globe where they don't go."
Simon
"We couldn't believe it when their local reps walked in and spoke to us. They were so kind. And it was so nice to see a nice smiling friendly face."
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what makes them so special Simon. They go to places where special forces fear to tread. We'll catch up with you guys a little later on. And of course lets not forget about Jack and Brian and Katherine. They didn't make it through last week but they did better than Derrick. Lets have a moments silence for Derrick...Well thats a moment. Hi guys how are you all? Hope you are enjoying Australia?"
Goes back to the video screen. Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a detention centre interview room. White walls, laminated table. Two guards stand in the background.
Brian
"Hi Johnny"
Katherine
"Good to see you."
Jack.
"Hope you're well, we're still here Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Brian and Jack so close and yet so far. How have you been coping with the disappointment of your elimination?"
Brian
"We were so unlucky Johnny, wrong place wrong time and we got caught. We're dealing with it ok well speaking for myself I feel I am. And when you compare where we are to Adam and Simon it kind of puts it all into perspective. I think they are an inspiration after hearing of their plans its given me the motivation to turn this into a positive for myself and my profile."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats very admirable Brian. And thats what great about this show not only does it inspire you our loyal audience to be better people but our contestants inspire each other. Jack
you've been through quite a bit how do you feel?"
Jack
"I feel doubly cheated once by, well I won't even say her name and then well my luck just ran out. Theres no justice is there I mean Kurt and Lucy should have been caught. But thats the way things go I suppose."
Katherine
"Oh you two have had it so tough, I nearly drowned and Derrick well he didn't make it and they still haven't got his body...."
Jack
"This is all we've heard it's me, me, me with her all the time. Get over it will you."
Katherine
"He was my partner for fucks sake you insensitive...."
Brian
"And this is all I've heard for days, these are two very bitter people, very self centred, I can't wait to get away from the pair of them."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, well, well seems like things aren't all that happy on, just wait for the name of this place where they are being held, Christmas Island. Can you believe it? Isn't that something? Is it Christmas day there all day every day?"
Jack
"Funny name hey Johnny and this place is so hot. Nothing like where Santa comes from ha,ha but seriously everyone here has been really nice to us all the guards want pictures with us.
They bring their kids in to meet us. Why some of them are even bringing us in home cooked meals. Being a celebrity is just great."
Brian
"Yeah its true, the locals come down to the fence and have a chat, film us, get us to sign autographs it's been really great to be made to feel so welcome and popular here can't wait to get back home and really milk this for all it's worth."
Katherine
"Thats so true everyone here has been so kind to me in my time of loss...."
Jack
"Enough about Derrick, he's dead, gone, not coming back, we're all tired of hearing about him from you day and night. Just give it a rest will you."
Katherine
"Well I'm not listening to either of them, I'm going to start a memorial blog and Facebook page for Derrick and some footage I've got of us I want to put on youtube make a kind of documentary about his life, show the world what a wonderful man he really was."
Johnny Paradis'
"Just remember any footage of you and Derrick on the show remains Globetrotters property and can't just be used without permission fines for individuals and corporations do apply. We do have to protect our image and good name you know, but good luck with that Katherine. Derrick will always remain with us which is more than can be said about his remains which haven't been found yet I'd avoid the fish if I were you who knows what they've been dining on ha,ha,ha,ha. But seriously who do you think is going to win?"
Jack
"I want Kurt and Lucy to win Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Really after what she did to you, you still want her to win?"
Jack
"Oh yes we're still married but we'll be getting divorced as soon as we can and I'm going to take her for every penny I can get that's why I want her to win just so I can take half her money."
Johnny Paradis'
"Method behind the madness Jack I like that I really do. Why you're a man after my own heart. We'll be cutting back to all our eliminated contestants throughout the show. Whats are catch phrase folks?"
All the contestants images are on the large video screen.They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Applause and cheers from the audience
Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.
Johnny Paradis'
"Good evening, and welcome to the final of GLOBETROTTERS....NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! I'm your host Johnny Paradis', Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable....Fame and fortune, and our two lucky, lucky teams are going to give everything and some more trying to achieve it, this is no holds barred TV And how else would you want it? Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism ....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"This is it ladies and gentleman, this is the one, the biggest show of the year, the one we've all been waiting for. Yes, it's the final! The moment of truth is fast approaching for our teams. Who is going to be triumphant ? Who is going to go that extra mile give that little bit more and walk away with it all? By the end of tonight we will have answers to all those questions and to some we haven't thought to ask yet. Or is it we just haven't dared to? Why not tell us what you think. This reality television is real, and this is real TV, real people, real lives, 360 vision 24/7. With a global audience of one point five billion people. And we love you all, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by our sponsors OmniCam...Whatever you see we see there's no escape from our prying eyes. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite through our sponsors Coyote Media....Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. We never miss a moment of the actions and reactions and consequences that befall our contestants.We started with twelve teams, now we are down to the final two teams who are
going to give us everything they have. $20,000,000 is on the line tonight. Whoever completes our challenge first is the winner. But hey knowing this game if just one competitor finishes that will be enough to win the prize and be named Globetrotters. And what a show we have for you tonight and what a challenge we have for our last two teams. This one is really going to put them to the test, we'll see how far these guys are willing to go for all the money, all the fame. The gloves are off. Were they ever really on? I know what I think. Do you?
And what about last weeks show? Didn't that throw up some surprises? Two teams eliminated.And from those two teams we lost one contestant drowned and three taken into custody by the Australians. And because it's such a special show tonight we are joined in the studio by Sarah and Tommy who are out of hospital and what a surprise we have, live from their hospital beds and just released by their kidnappers are Bill and Stacey, but thats not all folks we have a few more surprises in store for you when we catch up with some of our other previous contestants."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Walks over to Sarah and Tommy. Shakes hands with him and kisses her.
"Sarah and Tommy how are you guys feeling? It must be hard for you knowing this is the final and that it was illness that got you eliminated."
Tommy
"We're just fine thank you Johnny, just gutted that we aren't in the final we would have made it we would have been there. I can't wait to see what the challenge is going to be and more importantly how the teams are going to handle it."
Sarah
"That's right we would have made it except for getting Malaria, we'll be back again I promise you that. But I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish the teams left all the best. They've all played the game the way it's meant to be played."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to see you both up and around You're both looking really well."
Johnny walks over to the video screen. We see the hospital room on the screen before it cuts to a hospital room Bill and Stacey in beds hooked up to drips the machine that goes ping etc. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Bill and Stacey welcome home! How are you guys holding up? I'm guessing that you are happy to be back home."
Bill
"We're so glad to be back home, I really can't put it into words that really was an adventure Johnny, that really was. At the moment we just need a few days to recover. Glad to be getting some decent food after two months of well eating something that looked like the dog threw it up."
Stacey
"Didn't taste much better either, but like dad said we're both overjoyed to be home and I'm feeling a little sad we aren't in the final but I'm excited to see who is going to win."
Johnny Paradis'
"That really was an adventure you went on. We'll be crossing back to you guys later.Now, normally at this point in the show we recap what happened last week, as if anyone could forget, but tonight this being the final we are going to give that a miss, but don't worry on next weeks show we'll be going back through all the highlights from this series and do we have some highlights. However, before we go any further though we do have an apology to make last week two boats filled with illegal immigrants landed on Australian soil and we did say we would inform the authorities so they could be picked up. Well, in all the excitement we forgot. Our bad I know. We did eventually remember and after four days on the beach they were picked up, the majority of them were anyway. We'll be sending all of the survivors a Globetrotters gift pack. Its just our way of saying sorry we left you there with no food or water. Enjoy all the goodies in the pack. And viewers you can purchase the same gift packs on line, they make the ideal Christmas or birthday present. And now onto tonights show which is something special and I mean really, really special.It's especially exciting! We've saved the best until last. Now we've already caught up with some of our eliminated contestants but look who else we have a chance to talk tonight. Something that took quite a lot of work to pull off. You'll never guess what it is. Should I tell? Do you really want to know? Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls two of our most popular contestants of all time all the way from death row in the Sudan we have Adam and Simon!"
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a prison cell, what one imagines a prison cell in the Sudan would look like two unshaven young men in the cell talking into an ipad. A guard has another ipad filming the men.
Adam
"Johnny we are so excited to be back on TV with you on the final, it's a real privilege. I can't wait to see how this unfolds."
Simon
"We sure are, I'd just like to say hi to everyone back home. Thanks for all your support."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to have you guys back live with us. So how are things in the sensational, sultry, seductive Sudan?"
Simon
"Well, we got the verdict today in our trial and it wasn't what we were hoping to hear, I'm sorry to say we were found guilty."
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh that's just too bad I hope you can appeal."
Adam
"Oh we'll be appealing ok, but if that goes against us we'd like to auction off the rights to the executions to the highest bidder, no reason we can't turn this situation to our advantage. Fame and money Johnny fame and money!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what we love about you guys always looking at the positive, always trying to turn the situation to your advantage. If there is an angle in there you are the men to find it, you can see why these guys were chosen for Globetrotters can't you? Aren't they just great? Gentlemen I salute you. What an example to the youth of the world you are kids if you're looking for a role model you won't do much better than these two fine young men."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Simon
"Thank-you Johnny I can't tell you how much that means to us. And we also want to sell our story about our time on Globetrotters now that we can contact the outside world. We feel we have so much to tell so much to give."
Johnny Paradis'
"And on that note that's all down to our good friends at Extreme Tourism. There isn't a place on the globe where they don't go."
Simon
"We couldn't believe it when their local reps walked in and spoke to us. They were so kind. And it was so nice to see a nice smiling friendly face."
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what makes them so special Simon. They go to places where special forces fear to tread. We'll catch up with you guys a little later on. And of course lets not forget about Jack and Brian and Katherine. They didn't make it through last week but they did better than Derrick. Lets have a moments silence for Derrick...Well thats a moment. Hi guys how are you all? Hope you are enjoying Australia?"
Goes back to the video screen. Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a detention centre interview room. White walls, laminated table. Two guards stand in the background.
Brian
"Hi Johnny"
Katherine
"Good to see you."
Jack.
"Hope you're well, we're still here Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Brian and Jack so close and yet so far. How have you been coping with the disappointment of your elimination?"
Brian
"We were so unlucky Johnny, wrong place wrong time and we got caught. We're dealing with it ok well speaking for myself I feel I am. And when you compare where we are to Adam and Simon it kind of puts it all into perspective. I think they are an inspiration after hearing of their plans its given me the motivation to turn this into a positive for myself and my profile."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats very admirable Brian. And thats what great about this show not only does it inspire you our loyal audience to be better people but our contestants inspire each other. Jack
you've been through quite a bit how do you feel?"
Jack
"I feel doubly cheated once by, well I won't even say her name and then well my luck just ran out. Theres no justice is there I mean Kurt and Lucy should have been caught. But thats the way things go I suppose."
Katherine
"Oh you two have had it so tough, I nearly drowned and Derrick well he didn't make it and they still haven't got his body...."
Jack
"This is all we've heard it's me, me, me with her all the time. Get over it will you."
Katherine
"He was my partner for fucks sake you insensitive...."
Brian
"And this is all I've heard for days, these are two very bitter people, very self centred, I can't wait to get away from the pair of them."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, well, well seems like things aren't all that happy on, just wait for the name of this place where they are being held, Christmas Island. Can you believe it? Isn't that something? Is it Christmas day there all day every day?"
Jack
"Funny name hey Johnny and this place is so hot. Nothing like where Santa comes from ha,ha but seriously everyone here has been really nice to us all the guards want pictures with us.
They bring their kids in to meet us. Why some of them are even bringing us in home cooked meals. Being a celebrity is just great."
Brian
"Yeah its true, the locals come down to the fence and have a chat, film us, get us to sign autographs it's been really great to be made to feel so welcome and popular here can't wait to get back home and really milk this for all it's worth."
Katherine
"Thats so true everyone here has been so kind to me in my time of loss...."
Jack
"Enough about Derrick, he's dead, gone, not coming back, we're all tired of hearing about him from you day and night. Just give it a rest will you."
Katherine
"Well I'm not listening to either of them, I'm going to start a memorial blog and Facebook page for Derrick and some footage I've got of us I want to put on youtube make a kind of documentary about his life, show the world what a wonderful man he really was."
Johnny Paradis'
"Just remember any footage of you and Derrick on the show remains Globetrotters property and can't just be used without permission fines for individuals and corporations do apply. We do have to protect our image and good name you know, but good luck with that Katherine. Derrick will always remain with us which is more than can be said about his remains which haven't been found yet I'd avoid the fish if I were you who knows what they've been dining on ha,ha,ha,ha. But seriously who do you think is going to win?"
Jack
"I want Kurt and Lucy to win Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Really after what she did to you, you still want her to win?"
Jack
"Oh yes we're still married but we'll be getting divorced as soon as we can and I'm going to take her for every penny I can get that's why I want her to win just so I can take half her money."
Johnny Paradis'
"Method behind the madness Jack I like that I really do. Why you're a man after my own heart. We'll be cutting back to all our eliminated contestants throughout the show. Whats are catch phrase folks?"
All the contestants images are on the large video screen.They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Applause and cheers from the audience
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Episode 12
Cuts back to studio, applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Those guys are superstars already just hope the can turn their trial into the main event. Best of luck guys you've been great! You've really lived up to our motto NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! Anyway we have no time to dwell on the past. By good luck or good management we're not sure which Derrick and Katherine are nearly on Australian soil a small island in the middle of the ocean but it's land and its Australian territory and that's what they must reach to complete the challenge and that's all that matters to us.Derrick and Katherine! Land ahoy ha,ha,ha,ha."
Cuts to their boat close to rocks. Big swell. The people on board are beginning to panic. Newsreel footage used.
Derrick
"Thats right we are so close I can almost touch it. We're just going round to a bay where we can land."
Katherine
"Couldn't have happened at a better time really as the engine just quit so we are just letting the ocean bring us in."
Cuts to people near the rocks shouting and waving trying to warn them. Filmed from the
contestants points of view. Newsreel footage used.
Katherine
"And just look at that all those people coming down to meet us."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats just great guys. But you are getting very close to those rocks not too sure if that boat will bounce considering its made of wood and those rocks are made of....rocks."
Cuts to the recent footage of the boat crashing into the rocks at Christmas Island. People in the water. The people on the rocks trying to help. Small boats trying to pull people from the water. Lots of film from the contestants point of view. The people on the boat are panicing.
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh my I don't know if I can watch. Who am I kidding? Of course I can, Ouch that has got to hurt Katherine and Derrick are really in a spot of bother now, I think I just saw our guys jump into the water I hope they are following safety procedures and have a life vest on. Safety on the water should always be a priority."
Helicopter lands has shows logo on it Globetrotters. Cuts back to studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"Just look at that folks we are on the scene already thanks to our tracking systems and thanks to OmniCam....Whatever you see we see. Lets go back to the island and see what our man on the ground Chris Henderson can tell us."
Cuts back to island shows more of the boat crashing onto the rocks. Aerial footage as well as newsreel.
Chris Henderson
"Thanks Johnny, this is sensational television I don't knowhow many are going to survive, there are a lot of people already in the water some are clinging onto the boat as it gets pounded on the rocks. The locals are trying to save as many people as they can the navy is here as well alongside the locals in boats all doing an amazing job of trying to save these people and risking their own lives in the process. No one knows what has happened to our contestants at this stage, all I can say it doesn't look good for them if they get out of the water the authorities are waiting for them. I think their trot around the globe is coming to an end one way or another. But it really does make for some great viewing. One of the locals here with me. This is a terrible tragedy what are your thoughts?"
Shows Chris standing next to a local man. He's middle aged. Can see other locals in the background taking pictures and filming the boat.
Local
"It's just terrible....All those poor people they've got no chance in that water they'll be smashed to bits on the rocks, we tried and we're still trying to save as many as possible but there is only so much we can do....It's just awful."
Chris Henderson
"Did you know that two of our contestants were on board that boat?"
Local
"Really which ones? Was it Carl and Sami? I really like them."
Chris Henderson
"No it was Katherine and Derrick."
Local
"Oh really, that's a shame I really like Carl and Sami I'd love to meet them, but I suppose its good they aren't here else they would be in real trouble. I don't like Katherine and Derrick much, glad they aren't going to win now, be lucky if they make it out at all."
Chris Henderson
"Thanks for your time."
Cuts to Katherine being dragged from the ocean images from her cameras.
Katherine
"Thank god....I thought I was going to die, where's Derrick?"
Cuts back to studio. Audience going wild.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, that's Katherine safe and sound we can't get any images at the moment from Derrick maybe his jacket went down with the boat hopefully he didn't as well ha,ha,ha,ha, anyway what that means folks is we have our final two if they both land in Australia and avoid capture by the authorities. Who'd of thought we would lose two teams in this challenge, not me, thats for sure. Now lets see where are other two teams are."
Cuts to satellite map showing the two teams boats both very close to shore.
Johnny Paradis'
"Those guys have made great progress both nearly on shore and we have teams rushing to them even as we speak. Lets check in on them.Do you want to? I know you do? And more importantly I do and it is my show, lets cross to Rory Chambers."
Cuts to Carl and Sami as they reach the shore. People jumping off the boat huge empty beach. As they are pulling the boat ashore a helicopter lands. Globetrotters logo on the side. Camera crew and reporter jump out and run down to Carl and Sami.
Rory Chambers
"Carl and Sami you've made it you are the first team to reach land without the authorities catching you! You must be very pleased with that?"
Carl
"Thats just great I knew we could do it."
Sami
"There's no stopping us now!"
Rory Chambers
"And for coming first in this round you've won $500,000 each thanks to Coyote Media. How good is that?"
Sami
"Wow thats amazing! Thank-you Globetrotters, and a real big thank-you to Coyote Media."
Carl
"Really? That is just sensational!"
Rory Chambers
"Well I have one more bit of news for you so far this round two teams have been eliminated, and you know what that means? You are into the final! Congratulations!"
Sami and Carl jump up and down.
Rory Chambers
"Now we really have to be getting away from here and get you guys to your next destination on Globetrotters now thats an adventure! Back to you Johnny."
They run to the helicopter which takes off leaving all the boat people standing around looking confused. Pans out to show the the bush andscrub and the size of Australia there is nothing no signs of humans anywhere. Shows the boat people getting smaller and smaller as they fly away. Then cuts back to the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"Thanks Rory we have our first finalists for this series and its Carl and Sami, they really have worked hard to get there and how about that prize a cool half million each how awesome is that? And don't worry folks we'll let the authorities know where these illegal boat people are, hey lets hear it for them what great....And may I say very, very cheap....Extras they made."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"You are such a kind and wonderful audience and now lets go check in on Kurt and Lucy with our reporter on the scene Cristina Cox."
Cuts to Kurt and Lucy on the beach being interviewed as people get off the boat. Helicopter in the background.
Cristina Cox
"Kurt and Lucy well done you've made it ashore without the authorities getting you or dying how does that feel?"
Kurt
"Always knew we would where did we finish?"
Cristina Cox
"Kurt and Lucy you've finished second in this round, but I think you'll be happy to hear two teams have been eliminated.And you know what that means.... You are through to the final! Congratulations guys."
Kurt and Lucy embrace and jump up and down.
Lucy
"I just knew it, I just knew it once we joined forces that was it, there would be no stopping us, we've made it to the final and now we are going to prove that what we did was for the best."
Kurt
"For all we've been through it's what we deserve, you just and wait and see us in action in the next round. Who else is through?"
Cristina Cox
"Carl and Sami will be your rivals in the final challenge but, not only have you made it to the final, thanks to Coyote Media you will also pick up a cool $250,000 each for coming second in this round."
Kurt and Lucy embrace and jump up and down.
Kurt
"Thats just great I just love this show. This is an adventure!"
Cristina Cox
"Now we had better get you guys out of here and onto your next destination."
They run to the helicopter which takes off leaving all the boat people standing around looking confused. Pans out to show the the bush and scrub and the size of Australia there is nothing no signs of humans anywhere. Shows the boat people getting smaller and smaller as they fly away.Cuts back to the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"The final is going to be something else we're going to keep the best till last I promise you that, and what an episode that was folks! Three contestants taken by the authorities, one still all at sea. Or should I say in it good luck Derrick we're thinking of you. Two teams eliminated in one show bringing our final forward by one week, just goes to show how difficult and dangerous that challenge was. A week on a boat sounds so pleasant but that was no cruise ha,ha,ha,ha, we have our two teams who next week we'll see battle it out for the big one in the final of Globetrotters! We'll be here next week with our final show for the year, will you? How could you not be? Carl and Sami and Lucy and Kurt are going to fight it out to be named the winner of Globetrotters. See you all then folks! Now thats an Adventure!
Johnny Paradis'
"Those guys are superstars already just hope the can turn their trial into the main event. Best of luck guys you've been great! You've really lived up to our motto NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! Anyway we have no time to dwell on the past. By good luck or good management we're not sure which Derrick and Katherine are nearly on Australian soil a small island in the middle of the ocean but it's land and its Australian territory and that's what they must reach to complete the challenge and that's all that matters to us.Derrick and Katherine! Land ahoy ha,ha,ha,ha."
Cuts to their boat close to rocks. Big swell. The people on board are beginning to panic. Newsreel footage used.
Derrick
"Thats right we are so close I can almost touch it. We're just going round to a bay where we can land."
Katherine
"Couldn't have happened at a better time really as the engine just quit so we are just letting the ocean bring us in."
Cuts to people near the rocks shouting and waving trying to warn them. Filmed from the
contestants points of view. Newsreel footage used.
Katherine
"And just look at that all those people coming down to meet us."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats just great guys. But you are getting very close to those rocks not too sure if that boat will bounce considering its made of wood and those rocks are made of....rocks."
Cuts to the recent footage of the boat crashing into the rocks at Christmas Island. People in the water. The people on the rocks trying to help. Small boats trying to pull people from the water. Lots of film from the contestants point of view. The people on the boat are panicing.
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh my I don't know if I can watch. Who am I kidding? Of course I can, Ouch that has got to hurt Katherine and Derrick are really in a spot of bother now, I think I just saw our guys jump into the water I hope they are following safety procedures and have a life vest on. Safety on the water should always be a priority."
Helicopter lands has shows logo on it Globetrotters. Cuts back to studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"Just look at that folks we are on the scene already thanks to our tracking systems and thanks to OmniCam....Whatever you see we see. Lets go back to the island and see what our man on the ground Chris Henderson can tell us."
Cuts back to island shows more of the boat crashing onto the rocks. Aerial footage as well as newsreel.
Chris Henderson
"Thanks Johnny, this is sensational television I don't knowhow many are going to survive, there are a lot of people already in the water some are clinging onto the boat as it gets pounded on the rocks. The locals are trying to save as many people as they can the navy is here as well alongside the locals in boats all doing an amazing job of trying to save these people and risking their own lives in the process. No one knows what has happened to our contestants at this stage, all I can say it doesn't look good for them if they get out of the water the authorities are waiting for them. I think their trot around the globe is coming to an end one way or another. But it really does make for some great viewing. One of the locals here with me. This is a terrible tragedy what are your thoughts?"
Shows Chris standing next to a local man. He's middle aged. Can see other locals in the background taking pictures and filming the boat.
Local
"It's just terrible....All those poor people they've got no chance in that water they'll be smashed to bits on the rocks, we tried and we're still trying to save as many as possible but there is only so much we can do....It's just awful."
Chris Henderson
"Did you know that two of our contestants were on board that boat?"
Local
"Really which ones? Was it Carl and Sami? I really like them."
Chris Henderson
"No it was Katherine and Derrick."
Local
"Oh really, that's a shame I really like Carl and Sami I'd love to meet them, but I suppose its good they aren't here else they would be in real trouble. I don't like Katherine and Derrick much, glad they aren't going to win now, be lucky if they make it out at all."
Chris Henderson
"Thanks for your time."
Cuts to Katherine being dragged from the ocean images from her cameras.
Katherine
"Thank god....I thought I was going to die, where's Derrick?"
Cuts back to studio. Audience going wild.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, that's Katherine safe and sound we can't get any images at the moment from Derrick maybe his jacket went down with the boat hopefully he didn't as well ha,ha,ha,ha, anyway what that means folks is we have our final two if they both land in Australia and avoid capture by the authorities. Who'd of thought we would lose two teams in this challenge, not me, thats for sure. Now lets see where are other two teams are."
Cuts to satellite map showing the two teams boats both very close to shore.
Johnny Paradis'
"Those guys have made great progress both nearly on shore and we have teams rushing to them even as we speak. Lets check in on them.Do you want to? I know you do? And more importantly I do and it is my show, lets cross to Rory Chambers."
Cuts to Carl and Sami as they reach the shore. People jumping off the boat huge empty beach. As they are pulling the boat ashore a helicopter lands. Globetrotters logo on the side. Camera crew and reporter jump out and run down to Carl and Sami.
Rory Chambers
"Carl and Sami you've made it you are the first team to reach land without the authorities catching you! You must be very pleased with that?"
Carl
"Thats just great I knew we could do it."
Sami
"There's no stopping us now!"
Rory Chambers
"And for coming first in this round you've won $500,000 each thanks to Coyote Media. How good is that?"
Sami
"Wow thats amazing! Thank-you Globetrotters, and a real big thank-you to Coyote Media."
Carl
"Really? That is just sensational!"
Rory Chambers
"Well I have one more bit of news for you so far this round two teams have been eliminated, and you know what that means? You are into the final! Congratulations!"
Sami and Carl jump up and down.
Rory Chambers
"Now we really have to be getting away from here and get you guys to your next destination on Globetrotters now thats an adventure! Back to you Johnny."
They run to the helicopter which takes off leaving all the boat people standing around looking confused. Pans out to show the the bush andscrub and the size of Australia there is nothing no signs of humans anywhere. Shows the boat people getting smaller and smaller as they fly away. Then cuts back to the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"Thanks Rory we have our first finalists for this series and its Carl and Sami, they really have worked hard to get there and how about that prize a cool half million each how awesome is that? And don't worry folks we'll let the authorities know where these illegal boat people are, hey lets hear it for them what great....And may I say very, very cheap....Extras they made."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"You are such a kind and wonderful audience and now lets go check in on Kurt and Lucy with our reporter on the scene Cristina Cox."
Cuts to Kurt and Lucy on the beach being interviewed as people get off the boat. Helicopter in the background.
Cristina Cox
"Kurt and Lucy well done you've made it ashore without the authorities getting you or dying how does that feel?"
Kurt
"Always knew we would where did we finish?"
Cristina Cox
"Kurt and Lucy you've finished second in this round, but I think you'll be happy to hear two teams have been eliminated.And you know what that means.... You are through to the final! Congratulations guys."
Kurt and Lucy embrace and jump up and down.
Lucy
"I just knew it, I just knew it once we joined forces that was it, there would be no stopping us, we've made it to the final and now we are going to prove that what we did was for the best."
Kurt
"For all we've been through it's what we deserve, you just and wait and see us in action in the next round. Who else is through?"
Cristina Cox
"Carl and Sami will be your rivals in the final challenge but, not only have you made it to the final, thanks to Coyote Media you will also pick up a cool $250,000 each for coming second in this round."
Kurt and Lucy embrace and jump up and down.
Kurt
"Thats just great I just love this show. This is an adventure!"
Cristina Cox
"Now we had better get you guys out of here and onto your next destination."
They run to the helicopter which takes off leaving all the boat people standing around looking confused. Pans out to show the the bush and scrub and the size of Australia there is nothing no signs of humans anywhere. Shows the boat people getting smaller and smaller as they fly away.Cuts back to the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"The final is going to be something else we're going to keep the best till last I promise you that, and what an episode that was folks! Three contestants taken by the authorities, one still all at sea. Or should I say in it good luck Derrick we're thinking of you. Two teams eliminated in one show bringing our final forward by one week, just goes to show how difficult and dangerous that challenge was. A week on a boat sounds so pleasant but that was no cruise ha,ha,ha,ha, we have our two teams who next week we'll see battle it out for the big one in the final of Globetrotters! We'll be here next week with our final show for the year, will you? How could you not be? Carl and Sami and Lucy and Kurt are going to fight it out to be named the winner of Globetrotters. See you all then folks! Now thats an Adventure!
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