Thursday, January 27, 2011

Episode 2

"As you will recall our contestants were in the North West Frontier region of Pakistan where they had to cross the border with weapons into Afghanistan tribal wars need plenty of weapons. NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"

Applause and cheers from the audience. Turns to a different camera. Points at the large video screen.

"Each of our couples were paired with a different group of smugglers, why they even found the time to take some happy snaps for the folks back home......have a look at these. Don't you just love a woman with an assault rifle? I know I do ha,ha,ha,ha."

Still images of smiling contestants with the smugglers appear on screen all of them draped in guns set in mountains or desert. Names of the contestants under each picture. Each one has a greeting on it.

Derrick & Katherine Happy 21st Michelle Derrick and Katherine are dark haired dark skinned athletic.

Kurt & Brian DUDES WE ARE HERE! Two ex army men Brian short and stocky Kurt tall and solid.

Jack & Lucy Congratulations Kim and Mark. Hello baby Misha! Jack tall blonde Lucy red head.

David & Marcia Hi Mrs Colbert told you we wouldn't forget. David and Marcia are mid 30s slightly overweight

Carl & Sami We're so sorry for your loss Uncle Tony. We loved Aunty Jan. Carl average height well built Sami small blonde very fit.

Johnny Paradis'
"Wow don't they all look the part,just look what the well dressed Afghan fighter is wearing this year, pretty much what he has for the last 500. The more things change the more they stay the same don't you know. I'm Sorry to say however, not everything went according to plan for David and Maria, no in fact I'm not sorry at all ha,ha,ha,ha. It makes for great viewing,was it them? Was it just bad luck ? What I can tell you though, is they were double crossed by......Well as you know we never give away the names of those involved in anything untoward that happens to our contestants. To protect the guilty we might just name the innocent ha,ha,ha,ha. Did I just say name the innocent, tell me, who is innocent ? Especially on this show. I'm yet to meet them.
But hey, are'nt those smugglers funny guys. What can we say no honour among thieves ha,ha,ha,ha. Heres the footage of them being double crossed, just have a look at Dave's face he is one unhappy camper. Just look how angry he is. And poor Marcia she is just stunned and or amazed. Its just too funny for words so here are the pictures."

Cuts to vision of two groups of men with two other people slightly to the side loud discussion going on in what sounds like Arabic one man walks back to the two people standing apart. He's a hardbitten looking bearded man as are all the others. All of them are armed to the teeth.
Find out what happens next week !

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Episode 1

(After opening credits cuts to a TV studio. Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.)
Johnny Paradis':"Good evening, and welcome to GLOBETROTTERS….NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE !"

"I'm your host Johnny Paradis"
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)

"Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable…well it is for most of you ha,ha,ha,ha and that's fame and fortune.
Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism….Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."

Applause and cheers from the audience.

"Our teams were given $200,000 and using only these funds and their wits they've traversed the globe bribing, cheating, lying, stealing doing whatever they've got to do to be the last team standing and be crowned Globetrotters. Each week we set our teams a challenge which pushes their moral limits their physical limits and the limits of their life expectancy."

(Applause and cheers from the audience.)

"This is reality television as it's meant to be, real people, real lives, 360 degree vision 24/7, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by OmniCam".…"Whatever you see we see. Hidden film crews, satellite images all ensure we never miss a moment. All the action, reactions and the consequences that befall our contestants. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite to our global audience of one point five billion through our good friends at Coyote Media….Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. And please don't forget a subscription makes such a great gift. Contact Coyote media they have a plan that suits every budget. We started with twelve teams of two now we are down to the final four teams, tonight we will lose one team. As with three rounds to go the game comes down to the wire…..The excitement, why I can almost taste it! The last couple standing will walk away with a first prize of $20,000,000 ! Yes, thats right 20,000,000 big ones tax free! And the prize also includes our free relocation service. Who knows what they might have done to win it.But thats all to come and I can hardly wait, Can you? I seriously doubt it.But first lets look back at last weeks show and remind ourselves what happened to David and Marcia our last couple to have their trot around the globe come to an end."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Johnny Paradis Profile.

Johnny Paradis'. Born August 15th 2009 in London. At the age of 18 he moved to Tokyo with his girlfriend Yoko the daughter of a prominent Yakuza boss. It was during his time in Tokyo that he got his first opportunity in television on the multi-lingual Japanese game show Crazy Kamikaze. After four years working on this show he suddenly left Japan and Facebook rumours alluded to a falling out with his girlfriend and her father. After moving to the USA Johnny tried a number of things a small internet company that went into liquidation and a production company that was put into receivership by the IRS. In 2036 he resurrected his career as the host of the popular game show Shoplifters where contestants were filmed trying to steal objects from shops. The contestant with the highest value of stolen items kept what they had stolen plus a cash prize. In 2037 Johnny made headlines for all the wrong reasons after being arrested in a hotel room with several high class call girls and porn stars. A large amount of cocaine was seized. The police were called when Johnny started wrecking the hotel room and acting irrationally. In 2039 he persuaded several sponsors to back the worldwide smash hit that is Globetrotters which has an average worldwide audience of one point five billion. Johnny is the producer and host. He works in close collaboration with long time friend Dwayne Peters.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Globetrotters Now Thats an Adventure !


This is socio-political black comedy set 25 years from now. It is based around an extreme reality/ game show. Contestants travel the globe completing a weekly challenge. The contestants are in teams of two and set out with a budget of $200,000 with which they use to bribe and pay their way completing the challenges.

Its is a 12 week competition. The film focuses on the final two challenges. These being people smuggling from Indonesia to Australia and drug smuggling from Mexico to the USA. They are competing for  a $20,000,000 first prize.

All the contestants care about is winning the competition and the fame and money that brings with it. They are totally oblivious of everything. They don't care about anyone but themselves, the people they encounter during the challenges are a means to an end.  

The host Johnny Paradis' is an animated game show/reality show host. He is the main character. Impeccably dressed suit and tie. There are also several "reporters' who interview contestants at the end of challenges, as well as provide background information and updates.

Globetrotters begins with people racing around being shot at and chased, scenes from terrorist attacks drug smuggling, special forces and police chases. Then a couple holding a large novelty cheque. Infomercials from major sponsors cut into the show. Interviews with the contestants are done on Skype using ipads. Tweets and email messages appear on the bottom of the screen throughout the show. It is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

The contestants have cameras  and audio on them the whole time. There are in built camera in their jackets and hats which they must wear at all times. The jackets have 6 cameras in them 2 facing forward 2 back and 2 to the side. This gives lots of footage from the contestants view point plus 360 degree vision. Hand held style camera work. Lots of cutting to and from these different camera angles. The contestants are also filmed secretly by a camera crew assigned to each team. It also uses satellite pictures. Lots of real news footage is cut in to give the impression the contestants are there. Its this and the camera work which is used to really highlight the plight of the boat people and those involved in the drug trade. On the boat it shows the conditions the overcrowding the fear and apprehension. In Mexico the use of child killers the mayhem and slaughter and the futility of the war on drugs.