Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Episode 15

Cuts to the border crossing. On the Mexican side. Queues of cars in the background lots of Police and soldiers.

Natarsha Metsacker
"Thanks Johnny, this is going to be the toughest challenge our contestants have faced, prior to this they could nearly always bribe their way into the challenge as we saw with the people smuggling. Money is not in short supply here, the Mexican drug trade is estimated at anywhere up $39,000,000,000 a year and last year there were nearly 19,000 deaths related to the cartels and the war on drugs. These guys don't mess around. Our contestants could be smuggling a wide range of contraband marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, guns we really won't know until they meet their contacts inside the cartels and then comes the task of persuading them to let them help. I'm joined now by Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV from the McDonalds USA Border Patrol...After a hard day on the border there is nothing like a burger, and from Grupo Bimbo Mexican Federal Police....When you think of bread you have to think of Bimbo. Captain Jorge Arellano."

Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Good evening Natarsha and good evening viewers, welcome to the border."

Captain Jorge Arellano
"Hola y recepción a México good evening everyone."

Natarsha Metsacker
"Gentlemen you've heard what tonights challenge is, what are your first thoughts?"

Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Well first of all I really hope that they don't persuade the cartels to let them assist them in their illegal activities they'll be risking their lives and their liberty, these people in the cartels are not to be trusted I have grave fears for their safety."

Captain Jorge Arellano
"I agree with the Captain totally they're being very foolish, even if they do get the chance to help them, we'll be there to catch them and bring them to justice."

Natarsha Metsacker
"So you would consider this a very dangerous challenge for our two teams."

Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Oh yes, I follow the show closely and this is by far their most dangerous challenge. And even if they attempt it we will catch them make no mistake about that. We are watching and waiting, we are ever vigilant and ever willing and able to do our duty because we are The McDonalds USA Border Patrol."

Captain Jorge Arellano
"We will be coming after them from both sides of the border...."

Natarsha Metsacker
"I see what you gentlemen are saying but you are always attacking the cartels from both sides of the border and yet an estimated $39,000,000,000 of contraband crosses the border every year and the death toll continues to climb year on year as do the Cartels profits, power and influence. We are obviously losing this war."

Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"I couldn't disagree with you more. Why only last week we uncovered a cross border tunnel arrested 11 cartel members and seized drugs with a street value of $15,000,000."

Natarsha Metsacker
"Well I'm sure that has really slowed down their operations Captain. Thank you for your time gentlemen."

Captain Duke Curzon-Howe IV
"Thank you I wish your contestants all the best, but I don't think they will be able to do it."

Captain Jorge Arellano
"Thank you."

Natarsha Metsacker
"It would appear that our contestants biggest threat comes from the Cartels and not from the authorities but time will tell how this all plays out and now its back to you in the studio Johnny."

Cuts back to the studio.Applause and cheers from the audience.

Johnny Paradis'
"Its all go, go, go on the border and we'll be right back to see how are contestants are doing, right after this message from our good friends at OmniCam."

Cuts to vision of people all shown from the camera holders point of view. Changes then to scenes of man and women kissing, kids drag racing or smoking from bongs. Again all shown from that persons point of view. There is a voice over.

Voice
"Do you ever wonder where your husband or wife is? When they say they are working late or playing golf are you really sure thats where they are? When your son or daughter tells you they are going to a friends house, are you ever really sure thats where they will be? At OmniCam we can help you."

Cuts to infomercial guy showing a range of cameras and images flash behind him of snapshots and videos.

Infomercial Guy
"We have a wide range of cameras that can provide you and your family with the security and knowledge you all deserve and with these button cameras you'll never wonder where or what they are doing again, they come in a huge range to match any button you may have and they transmit excellent pictures and audio direct to your computer. Never miss anything again that your nearest and dearest does."

Cuts to a woman in her lounge room. In front of a large TV with images of a fire being started by the person doing the filming.

Woman
"It was thanks to OmniCam that we found out our son was an arsonist and we were able to have him put into a secure facility, he's so happy there now, and we don't have the worry of the house burning down and the neighbours are talking to us again."

Cuts to a man in his house. In front of a large TV images of the gardner and a woman then inside the house then in bed together.

Man
"It's a terrible cliche but my wife was sleeping with gardener and its thanks to OmniCam that she got to keep him and I got to keep everything else. I can't recommend them highly enough."

Cuts back to infomercial guy.

Infomercial Guy
"Those are just two of our many happy clients. Peace of mind now does have a price. And it's a lot cheaper than you might think. Be with the ones you love wherever they are see what they see and hear what they hear. OmniCam....Whatever you see we see."

Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.

Johnny Paradis'
"I know I've said it before but I'll say it again I just love OmniCam, I know where my loved ones are all the time and what they are doing. Remember guys daddies watching ha,ha,ha,ha. Now lets go back to our contestants and see how the negotiations are going on."

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