Episode 1

(After opening credits cuts to a TV studio. Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.)
Johnny Paradis':"Good evening, and welcome to GLOBETROTTERS….NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE !"

"I'm your host Johnny Paradis"
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)

"Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable…well it is for most of you ha,ha,ha,ha and that's fame and fortune.
Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism….Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."

Applause and cheers from the audience.

"Our teams were given $200,000 and using only these funds and their wits they've traversed the globe bribing, cheating, lying, stealing doing whatever they've got to do to be the last team standing and be crowned Globetrotters. Each week we set our teams a challenge which pushes their moral limits their physical limits and the limits of their life expectancy."

(Applause and cheers from the audience.)

"This is reality television as it's meant to be, real people, real lives, 360 degree vision 24/7, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by OmniCam".…"Whatever you see we see. Hidden film crews, satellite images all ensure we never miss a moment. All the action, reactions and the consequences that befall our contestants. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite to our global audience of one point five billion through our good friends at Coyote Media….Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. And please don't forget a subscription makes such a great gift. Contact Coyote media they have a plan that suits every budget. We started with twelve teams of two now we are down to the final four teams, tonight we will lose one team. As with three rounds to go the game comes down to the wire…..The excitement, why I can almost taste it! The last couple standing will walk away with a first prize of $20,000,000 ! Yes, thats right 20,000,000 big ones tax free! And the prize also includes our free relocation service. Who knows what they might have done to win it.But thats all to come and I can hardly wait, Can you? I seriously doubt it.But first lets look back at last weeks show and remind ourselves what happened to David and Marcia our last couple to have their trot around the globe come to an end."