Episode 2

"As you will recall our contestants were in the North West Frontier region of Pakistan where they had to cross the border with weapons into Afghanistan tribal wars need plenty of weapons. NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"

Applause and cheers from the audience. Turns to a different camera. Points at the large video screen.

"Each of our couples were paired with a different group of smugglers, why they even found the time to take some happy snaps for the folks back home......have a look at these. Don't you just love a woman with an assault rifle? I know I do ha,ha,ha,ha."

Still images of smiling contestants with the smugglers appear on screen all of them draped in guns set in mountains or desert. Names of the contestants under each picture. Each one has a greeting on it.

Derrick & Katherine Happy 21st Michelle Derrick and Katherine are dark haired dark skinned athletic.

Kurt & Brian DUDES WE ARE HERE! Two ex army men Brian short and stocky Kurt tall and solid.

Jack & Lucy Congratulations Kim and Mark. Hello baby Misha! Jack tall blonde Lucy red head.

David & Marcia Hi Mrs Colbert told you we wouldn't forget. David and Marcia are mid 30s slightly overweight

Carl & Sami We're so sorry for your loss Uncle Tony. We loved Aunty Jan. Carl average height well built Sami small blonde very fit.

Johnny Paradis'
"Wow don't they all look the part,just look what the well dressed Afghan fighter is wearing this year, pretty much what he has for the last 500. The more things change the more they stay the same don't you know. I'm Sorry to say however, not everything went according to plan for David and Maria, no in fact I'm not sorry at all ha,ha,ha,ha. It makes for great viewing,was it them? Was it just bad luck ? What I can tell you though, is they were double crossed by......Well as you know we never give away the names of those involved in anything untoward that happens to our contestants. To protect the guilty we might just name the innocent ha,ha,ha,ha. Did I just say name the innocent, tell me, who is innocent ? Especially on this show. I'm yet to meet them.
But hey, are'nt those smugglers funny guys. What can we say no honour among thieves ha,ha,ha,ha. Heres the footage of them being double crossed, just have a look at Dave's face he is one unhappy camper. Just look how angry he is. And poor Marcia she is just stunned and or amazed. Its just too funny for words so here are the pictures."

Cuts to vision of two groups of men with two other people slightly to the side loud discussion going on in what sounds like Arabic one man walks back to the two people standing apart. He's a hardbitten looking bearded man as are all the others. All of them are armed to the teeth.
Find out what happens next week !