Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a hotel room with Kurt and Lucy and two men. Antonio and Hector.
Kurt
"Look their isn't anything we won't do to help you get your, your cargo across the border, we don't care what it is or for who it's for, we just have to be able to help you. This is our lives we are talking about."
Lucy
"Thats right you just tell us what we need to do or how much we need to pay you, we don't want anything more than to help you in your endeavours and complete this challenge."
Hector
"It is not a matter of money with us. So don't insult us by trying to offer us a few thousand dollars. I watch the show you have what $30- $40,000 left that is nothing to us, this watch cost $20,000."
Antonio
"For us we need to know we can trust you and those cameras they are all switched off as agreed? We don't want to be on television in our line of work it's not a good idea to have people knowing what we look like."
Voiceover.
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh dear I suppose these guys should know the cameras are never off but I don't think now is the right time to tell them I think they may get a little bit upset."
Kurt
"Of course they are, do you think we would do anything to put this at risk this is our one chance at getting at what we want."
Hector
"Trust me if you do anything to put our operation at risk it will be the last thing you do. We'll nail your heads to the border crossing, am I making myself clear?"
Kurt
"We know what's at stake here, There's no way we would do anything to piss you guys off I promise you."
Lucy
"We want this to succeed more than you do, trust me this is everything to us."
Antonio
"Thats the whole point we don't know if we do or can trust you I mean why should we?"
Kurt
"What can we say or do to prove to you, you can trust us? You tell us what it is and consider it done."
Antonio and Hector whisper to each other in spanish.
Hector
"Maybe there is something you can do so that there is trust between us."
Kurt
"You name it we'll do it."
Antonio
"We will talk with you again tomorrow, we have to speak with certain people you will know tomorrow."
Lucy
"Anything you want us to do just like Kurt said you can consider it done and I mean that anything at all."
Hector
"We shall see until tomorrow goodbye, for now."
Antonio and Hector leave.
Lucy
"We've got to convince them somehow I can't believe they would doubt us we're on Globetrotters for fucks sake, this is for television, the internet it's not just for us. There has to be something we can do to make them help us."
Kurt
"Well, they haven't said no yet I wonder what they might say to us tomorrow. I couldn't catch what they were saying."
Lucy
"That's if they ever come back, oh man I think we're screwed it can't just end like this, it just can't we can't come this far and not walk away with it all."
Kurt
"They have to Lucy they just have to, but right now I need food and a drink come on lets go eat."
Lucy
"Ok not much else we can do is there, no, on second thoughts I'll stay here."
Kurt
"Do you think I'm leaving you on your own I've seen what you are capable of, no you are sticking with me. You fucked Jack over. You ain't going to fuck me over."
Lucy
"Oh but you are paranoid."
Cuts back to the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
"Looks like Kurt and Lucy are going to be kept waiting, I wonder what Hector and Antonio were alluding to? Do you think they will even get to attempt the challenge? Why don't you let us know on our online poll and while you are on our site why don't you go to our online store and pick out a gift for that someone special. If you ask me these ties look great and just for the kids we are so happy and proud to announce our new Globetrotters kids club it's only $50 a year. How can you say no to that? You know you can't."
Cuts to ties which have Johnny's face on them, Globetrotter logo. Turns to a different camera.
But right now we are going to cross to Sami and Carl and we'll see how they are getting on.
Cuts to a black screen voices can be heard in the background.
"Well,well,well it appears that this naughty, naughty couple have taken off their hats and jackets and stuffed them in a bag we have sound but no vision for you. So we aren't going to bore you with a black screen and indistinct voices, what we can tell you is that the games adjudicator is looking at the rules to see if this is so serious that they may be eliminated. A mitigating factor was the threat of death if they filmed the negotiators for the cartel and I'm sure that will be taken into consideration. They are however, in the same position as Kurt and Lucy in that the cartels have not agreed at this point to allow them to participate in their operations these guys are really big on trust aren't they? This is television how can they not trust the media? And they really should take into account we have a show to put on. Just think of the children and how disappointed they will be if we don't have a challenge. Come on guys do it for the children. I'm begging you. But don't worry folks we have a back up plan if they don't get to compete in this challenge. Remember though, this is Globetrotters and we've never and I repeat never, failed to have a challenge undertaken by our contestants. Some of them have ended up with the undertaker afterwards where they've been undertaken ha,ha,ha,ha. Get it ?Anyway it's a new day in Mexico lets cross to our contestants and see, I hope you are listening Carl and Sami no hiding the cameras this time you have been warned and given one more chance, just how much progress has been made by our two teams."
Tune in same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel.
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Thursday, May 5, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Episode 13
THE FINAL
Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.
Johnny Paradis'
"Good evening, and welcome to the final of GLOBETROTTERS....NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! I'm your host Johnny Paradis', Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable....Fame and fortune, and our two lucky, lucky teams are going to give everything and some more trying to achieve it, this is no holds barred TV And how else would you want it? Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism ....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"This is it ladies and gentleman, this is the one, the biggest show of the year, the one we've all been waiting for. Yes, it's the final! The moment of truth is fast approaching for our teams. Who is going to be triumphant ? Who is going to go that extra mile give that little bit more and walk away with it all? By the end of tonight we will have answers to all those questions and to some we haven't thought to ask yet. Or is it we just haven't dared to? Why not tell us what you think. This reality television is real, and this is real TV, real people, real lives, 360 vision 24/7. With a global audience of one point five billion people. And we love you all, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by our sponsors OmniCam...Whatever you see we see there's no escape from our prying eyes. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite through our sponsors Coyote Media....Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. We never miss a moment of the actions and reactions and consequences that befall our contestants.We started with twelve teams, now we are down to the final two teams who are
going to give us everything they have. $20,000,000 is on the line tonight. Whoever completes our challenge first is the winner. But hey knowing this game if just one competitor finishes that will be enough to win the prize and be named Globetrotters. And what a show we have for you tonight and what a challenge we have for our last two teams. This one is really going to put them to the test, we'll see how far these guys are willing to go for all the money, all the fame. The gloves are off. Were they ever really on? I know what I think. Do you?
And what about last weeks show? Didn't that throw up some surprises? Two teams eliminated.And from those two teams we lost one contestant drowned and three taken into custody by the Australians. And because it's such a special show tonight we are joined in the studio by Sarah and Tommy who are out of hospital and what a surprise we have, live from their hospital beds and just released by their kidnappers are Bill and Stacey, but thats not all folks we have a few more surprises in store for you when we catch up with some of our other previous contestants."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Walks over to Sarah and Tommy. Shakes hands with him and kisses her.
"Sarah and Tommy how are you guys feeling? It must be hard for you knowing this is the final and that it was illness that got you eliminated."
Tommy
"We're just fine thank you Johnny, just gutted that we aren't in the final we would have made it we would have been there. I can't wait to see what the challenge is going to be and more importantly how the teams are going to handle it."
Sarah
"That's right we would have made it except for getting Malaria, we'll be back again I promise you that. But I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish the teams left all the best. They've all played the game the way it's meant to be played."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to see you both up and around You're both looking really well."
Johnny walks over to the video screen. We see the hospital room on the screen before it cuts to a hospital room Bill and Stacey in beds hooked up to drips the machine that goes ping etc. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Bill and Stacey welcome home! How are you guys holding up? I'm guessing that you are happy to be back home."
Bill
"We're so glad to be back home, I really can't put it into words that really was an adventure Johnny, that really was. At the moment we just need a few days to recover. Glad to be getting some decent food after two months of well eating something that looked like the dog threw it up."
Stacey
"Didn't taste much better either, but like dad said we're both overjoyed to be home and I'm feeling a little sad we aren't in the final but I'm excited to see who is going to win."
Johnny Paradis'
"That really was an adventure you went on. We'll be crossing back to you guys later.Now, normally at this point in the show we recap what happened last week, as if anyone could forget, but tonight this being the final we are going to give that a miss, but don't worry on next weeks show we'll be going back through all the highlights from this series and do we have some highlights. However, before we go any further though we do have an apology to make last week two boats filled with illegal immigrants landed on Australian soil and we did say we would inform the authorities so they could be picked up. Well, in all the excitement we forgot. Our bad I know. We did eventually remember and after four days on the beach they were picked up, the majority of them were anyway. We'll be sending all of the survivors a Globetrotters gift pack. Its just our way of saying sorry we left you there with no food or water. Enjoy all the goodies in the pack. And viewers you can purchase the same gift packs on line, they make the ideal Christmas or birthday present. And now onto tonights show which is something special and I mean really, really special.It's especially exciting! We've saved the best until last. Now we've already caught up with some of our eliminated contestants but look who else we have a chance to talk tonight. Something that took quite a lot of work to pull off. You'll never guess what it is. Should I tell? Do you really want to know? Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls two of our most popular contestants of all time all the way from death row in the Sudan we have Adam and Simon!"
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a prison cell, what one imagines a prison cell in the Sudan would look like two unshaven young men in the cell talking into an ipad. A guard has another ipad filming the men.
Adam
"Johnny we are so excited to be back on TV with you on the final, it's a real privilege. I can't wait to see how this unfolds."
Simon
"We sure are, I'd just like to say hi to everyone back home. Thanks for all your support."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to have you guys back live with us. So how are things in the sensational, sultry, seductive Sudan?"
Simon
"Well, we got the verdict today in our trial and it wasn't what we were hoping to hear, I'm sorry to say we were found guilty."
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh that's just too bad I hope you can appeal."
Adam
"Oh we'll be appealing ok, but if that goes against us we'd like to auction off the rights to the executions to the highest bidder, no reason we can't turn this situation to our advantage. Fame and money Johnny fame and money!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what we love about you guys always looking at the positive, always trying to turn the situation to your advantage. If there is an angle in there you are the men to find it, you can see why these guys were chosen for Globetrotters can't you? Aren't they just great? Gentlemen I salute you. What an example to the youth of the world you are kids if you're looking for a role model you won't do much better than these two fine young men."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Simon
"Thank-you Johnny I can't tell you how much that means to us. And we also want to sell our story about our time on Globetrotters now that we can contact the outside world. We feel we have so much to tell so much to give."
Johnny Paradis'
"And on that note that's all down to our good friends at Extreme Tourism. There isn't a place on the globe where they don't go."
Simon
"We couldn't believe it when their local reps walked in and spoke to us. They were so kind. And it was so nice to see a nice smiling friendly face."
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what makes them so special Simon. They go to places where special forces fear to tread. We'll catch up with you guys a little later on. And of course lets not forget about Jack and Brian and Katherine. They didn't make it through last week but they did better than Derrick. Lets have a moments silence for Derrick...Well thats a moment. Hi guys how are you all? Hope you are enjoying Australia?"
Goes back to the video screen. Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a detention centre interview room. White walls, laminated table. Two guards stand in the background.
Brian
"Hi Johnny"
Katherine
"Good to see you."
Jack.
"Hope you're well, we're still here Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Brian and Jack so close and yet so far. How have you been coping with the disappointment of your elimination?"
Brian
"We were so unlucky Johnny, wrong place wrong time and we got caught. We're dealing with it ok well speaking for myself I feel I am. And when you compare where we are to Adam and Simon it kind of puts it all into perspective. I think they are an inspiration after hearing of their plans its given me the motivation to turn this into a positive for myself and my profile."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats very admirable Brian. And thats what great about this show not only does it inspire you our loyal audience to be better people but our contestants inspire each other. Jack
you've been through quite a bit how do you feel?"
Jack
"I feel doubly cheated once by, well I won't even say her name and then well my luck just ran out. Theres no justice is there I mean Kurt and Lucy should have been caught. But thats the way things go I suppose."
Katherine
"Oh you two have had it so tough, I nearly drowned and Derrick well he didn't make it and they still haven't got his body...."
Jack
"This is all we've heard it's me, me, me with her all the time. Get over it will you."
Katherine
"He was my partner for fucks sake you insensitive...."
Brian
"And this is all I've heard for days, these are two very bitter people, very self centred, I can't wait to get away from the pair of them."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, well, well seems like things aren't all that happy on, just wait for the name of this place where they are being held, Christmas Island. Can you believe it? Isn't that something? Is it Christmas day there all day every day?"
Jack
"Funny name hey Johnny and this place is so hot. Nothing like where Santa comes from ha,ha but seriously everyone here has been really nice to us all the guards want pictures with us.
They bring their kids in to meet us. Why some of them are even bringing us in home cooked meals. Being a celebrity is just great."
Brian
"Yeah its true, the locals come down to the fence and have a chat, film us, get us to sign autographs it's been really great to be made to feel so welcome and popular here can't wait to get back home and really milk this for all it's worth."
Katherine
"Thats so true everyone here has been so kind to me in my time of loss...."
Jack
"Enough about Derrick, he's dead, gone, not coming back, we're all tired of hearing about him from you day and night. Just give it a rest will you."
Katherine
"Well I'm not listening to either of them, I'm going to start a memorial blog and Facebook page for Derrick and some footage I've got of us I want to put on youtube make a kind of documentary about his life, show the world what a wonderful man he really was."
Johnny Paradis'
"Just remember any footage of you and Derrick on the show remains Globetrotters property and can't just be used without permission fines for individuals and corporations do apply. We do have to protect our image and good name you know, but good luck with that Katherine. Derrick will always remain with us which is more than can be said about his remains which haven't been found yet I'd avoid the fish if I were you who knows what they've been dining on ha,ha,ha,ha. But seriously who do you think is going to win?"
Jack
"I want Kurt and Lucy to win Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Really after what she did to you, you still want her to win?"
Jack
"Oh yes we're still married but we'll be getting divorced as soon as we can and I'm going to take her for every penny I can get that's why I want her to win just so I can take half her money."
Johnny Paradis'
"Method behind the madness Jack I like that I really do. Why you're a man after my own heart. We'll be cutting back to all our eliminated contestants throughout the show. Whats are catch phrase folks?"
All the contestants images are on the large video screen.They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Applause and cheers from the audience
Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.
Johnny Paradis'
"Good evening, and welcome to the final of GLOBETROTTERS....NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! I'm your host Johnny Paradis', Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable....Fame and fortune, and our two lucky, lucky teams are going to give everything and some more trying to achieve it, this is no holds barred TV And how else would you want it? Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism ....Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"This is it ladies and gentleman, this is the one, the biggest show of the year, the one we've all been waiting for. Yes, it's the final! The moment of truth is fast approaching for our teams. Who is going to be triumphant ? Who is going to go that extra mile give that little bit more and walk away with it all? By the end of tonight we will have answers to all those questions and to some we haven't thought to ask yet. Or is it we just haven't dared to? Why not tell us what you think. This reality television is real, and this is real TV, real people, real lives, 360 vision 24/7. With a global audience of one point five billion people. And we love you all, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by our sponsors OmniCam...Whatever you see we see there's no escape from our prying eyes. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite through our sponsors Coyote Media....Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. We never miss a moment of the actions and reactions and consequences that befall our contestants.We started with twelve teams, now we are down to the final two teams who are
going to give us everything they have. $20,000,000 is on the line tonight. Whoever completes our challenge first is the winner. But hey knowing this game if just one competitor finishes that will be enough to win the prize and be named Globetrotters. And what a show we have for you tonight and what a challenge we have for our last two teams. This one is really going to put them to the test, we'll see how far these guys are willing to go for all the money, all the fame. The gloves are off. Were they ever really on? I know what I think. Do you?
And what about last weeks show? Didn't that throw up some surprises? Two teams eliminated.And from those two teams we lost one contestant drowned and three taken into custody by the Australians. And because it's such a special show tonight we are joined in the studio by Sarah and Tommy who are out of hospital and what a surprise we have, live from their hospital beds and just released by their kidnappers are Bill and Stacey, but thats not all folks we have a few more surprises in store for you when we catch up with some of our other previous contestants."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Walks over to Sarah and Tommy. Shakes hands with him and kisses her.
"Sarah and Tommy how are you guys feeling? It must be hard for you knowing this is the final and that it was illness that got you eliminated."
Tommy
"We're just fine thank you Johnny, just gutted that we aren't in the final we would have made it we would have been there. I can't wait to see what the challenge is going to be and more importantly how the teams are going to handle it."
Sarah
"That's right we would have made it except for getting Malaria, we'll be back again I promise you that. But I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish the teams left all the best. They've all played the game the way it's meant to be played."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to see you both up and around You're both looking really well."
Johnny walks over to the video screen. We see the hospital room on the screen before it cuts to a hospital room Bill and Stacey in beds hooked up to drips the machine that goes ping etc. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Bill and Stacey welcome home! How are you guys holding up? I'm guessing that you are happy to be back home."
Bill
"We're so glad to be back home, I really can't put it into words that really was an adventure Johnny, that really was. At the moment we just need a few days to recover. Glad to be getting some decent food after two months of well eating something that looked like the dog threw it up."
Stacey
"Didn't taste much better either, but like dad said we're both overjoyed to be home and I'm feeling a little sad we aren't in the final but I'm excited to see who is going to win."
Johnny Paradis'
"That really was an adventure you went on. We'll be crossing back to you guys later.Now, normally at this point in the show we recap what happened last week, as if anyone could forget, but tonight this being the final we are going to give that a miss, but don't worry on next weeks show we'll be going back through all the highlights from this series and do we have some highlights. However, before we go any further though we do have an apology to make last week two boats filled with illegal immigrants landed on Australian soil and we did say we would inform the authorities so they could be picked up. Well, in all the excitement we forgot. Our bad I know. We did eventually remember and after four days on the beach they were picked up, the majority of them were anyway. We'll be sending all of the survivors a Globetrotters gift pack. Its just our way of saying sorry we left you there with no food or water. Enjoy all the goodies in the pack. And viewers you can purchase the same gift packs on line, they make the ideal Christmas or birthday present. And now onto tonights show which is something special and I mean really, really special.It's especially exciting! We've saved the best until last. Now we've already caught up with some of our eliminated contestants but look who else we have a chance to talk tonight. Something that took quite a lot of work to pull off. You'll never guess what it is. Should I tell? Do you really want to know? Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls two of our most popular contestants of all time all the way from death row in the Sudan we have Adam and Simon!"
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a prison cell, what one imagines a prison cell in the Sudan would look like two unshaven young men in the cell talking into an ipad. A guard has another ipad filming the men.
Adam
"Johnny we are so excited to be back on TV with you on the final, it's a real privilege. I can't wait to see how this unfolds."
Simon
"We sure are, I'd just like to say hi to everyone back home. Thanks for all your support."
Johnny Paradis'
"Its great to have you guys back live with us. So how are things in the sensational, sultry, seductive Sudan?"
Simon
"Well, we got the verdict today in our trial and it wasn't what we were hoping to hear, I'm sorry to say we were found guilty."
Johnny Paradis'
"Oh that's just too bad I hope you can appeal."
Adam
"Oh we'll be appealing ok, but if that goes against us we'd like to auction off the rights to the executions to the highest bidder, no reason we can't turn this situation to our advantage. Fame and money Johnny fame and money!"
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what we love about you guys always looking at the positive, always trying to turn the situation to your advantage. If there is an angle in there you are the men to find it, you can see why these guys were chosen for Globetrotters can't you? Aren't they just great? Gentlemen I salute you. What an example to the youth of the world you are kids if you're looking for a role model you won't do much better than these two fine young men."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
Simon
"Thank-you Johnny I can't tell you how much that means to us. And we also want to sell our story about our time on Globetrotters now that we can contact the outside world. We feel we have so much to tell so much to give."
Johnny Paradis'
"And on that note that's all down to our good friends at Extreme Tourism. There isn't a place on the globe where they don't go."
Simon
"We couldn't believe it when their local reps walked in and spoke to us. They were so kind. And it was so nice to see a nice smiling friendly face."
Johnny Paradis'
"That's what makes them so special Simon. They go to places where special forces fear to tread. We'll catch up with you guys a little later on. And of course lets not forget about Jack and Brian and Katherine. They didn't make it through last week but they did better than Derrick. Lets have a moments silence for Derrick...Well thats a moment. Hi guys how are you all? Hope you are enjoying Australia?"
Goes back to the video screen. Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a detention centre interview room. White walls, laminated table. Two guards stand in the background.
Brian
"Hi Johnny"
Katherine
"Good to see you."
Jack.
"Hope you're well, we're still here Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Brian and Jack so close and yet so far. How have you been coping with the disappointment of your elimination?"
Brian
"We were so unlucky Johnny, wrong place wrong time and we got caught. We're dealing with it ok well speaking for myself I feel I am. And when you compare where we are to Adam and Simon it kind of puts it all into perspective. I think they are an inspiration after hearing of their plans its given me the motivation to turn this into a positive for myself and my profile."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats very admirable Brian. And thats what great about this show not only does it inspire you our loyal audience to be better people but our contestants inspire each other. Jack
you've been through quite a bit how do you feel?"
Jack
"I feel doubly cheated once by, well I won't even say her name and then well my luck just ran out. Theres no justice is there I mean Kurt and Lucy should have been caught. But thats the way things go I suppose."
Katherine
"Oh you two have had it so tough, I nearly drowned and Derrick well he didn't make it and they still haven't got his body...."
Jack
"This is all we've heard it's me, me, me with her all the time. Get over it will you."
Katherine
"He was my partner for fucks sake you insensitive...."
Brian
"And this is all I've heard for days, these are two very bitter people, very self centred, I can't wait to get away from the pair of them."
Johnny Paradis'
"Well, well, well seems like things aren't all that happy on, just wait for the name of this place where they are being held, Christmas Island. Can you believe it? Isn't that something? Is it Christmas day there all day every day?"
Jack
"Funny name hey Johnny and this place is so hot. Nothing like where Santa comes from ha,ha but seriously everyone here has been really nice to us all the guards want pictures with us.
They bring their kids in to meet us. Why some of them are even bringing us in home cooked meals. Being a celebrity is just great."
Brian
"Yeah its true, the locals come down to the fence and have a chat, film us, get us to sign autographs it's been really great to be made to feel so welcome and popular here can't wait to get back home and really milk this for all it's worth."
Katherine
"Thats so true everyone here has been so kind to me in my time of loss...."
Jack
"Enough about Derrick, he's dead, gone, not coming back, we're all tired of hearing about him from you day and night. Just give it a rest will you."
Katherine
"Well I'm not listening to either of them, I'm going to start a memorial blog and Facebook page for Derrick and some footage I've got of us I want to put on youtube make a kind of documentary about his life, show the world what a wonderful man he really was."
Johnny Paradis'
"Just remember any footage of you and Derrick on the show remains Globetrotters property and can't just be used without permission fines for individuals and corporations do apply. We do have to protect our image and good name you know, but good luck with that Katherine. Derrick will always remain with us which is more than can be said about his remains which haven't been found yet I'd avoid the fish if I were you who knows what they've been dining on ha,ha,ha,ha. But seriously who do you think is going to win?"
Jack
"I want Kurt and Lucy to win Johnny."
Johnny Paradis'
"Really after what she did to you, you still want her to win?"
Jack
"Oh yes we're still married but we'll be getting divorced as soon as we can and I'm going to take her for every penny I can get that's why I want her to win just so I can take half her money."
Johnny Paradis'
"Method behind the madness Jack I like that I really do. Why you're a man after my own heart. We'll be cutting back to all our eliminated contestants throughout the show. Whats are catch phrase folks?"
All the contestants images are on the large video screen.They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Applause and cheers from the audience
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Episode 7
Jack
"No, we can't pay that you're just going to have to take less from us hey you are making money on us taking the boat over."
Man
"But it is our reputation we always land our passengers."
Lucy
"Reputation oh please I've heard it all now you smuggle people for money, I've probably got more morals than you and trust me thats saying something."
Man
"If that is how you feel about it I can say no more and I wish you well in your endeavours."
Jack
"No wait....You just keep quiet I'll handle this....We can work this out please sit down....Please."
Lucy
"Well, you just work it all out Jack you be the man for once! It would make such a pleasant surprise."
Lucy gets up and leaves
Jack
"Yeah and fuck you too....Bitch."
Jack goes back into conversation with the man. voiceover
Johnny Paradis'
"Looks like there is a bit of tension between Jack and Lucy wonder how that will pan out?"
Lucy walks down a dark street in a small Indonesian town sees Kurt smoking leaning against a wall. She walks up to him and begins a conversation.
Lucy
"Hey Kurt, not allowed to smoke inside?"
Kurt
"Hey, yeah Brian gets a bit worked up about smoking says he "can't breathe properly" if someones smokes indoors."
Lucy
"Yeah, well that asshole Jack gets worked up about everything,you said you grew up around boats me too, charter boats, ocean racing it's in my blood whereas Jack, he wouldn't know an oar from his asshole."
Kurt
"Brian is the same, shit he even gets sea sick thinking about being in a boat for a few days, this is going to be real fun I can just tell, to be honest I don't know how we are going to go in this challenge."
Lucy
"We could make that crossing so easily me and you shame we are on different teams....But."
Kurt
"What are you suggesting? I did three tours of duty with Brian...."
Lucy
"Oh cut the shit Kurt. We're all in it for the money, the fame nothing more nothing less don't give me we are old buddies blah blah blah....I'm married to that asshole back there for fucks sake. Look Jack is going to hold me back in this challenge just like Brian is with you, you know thats the truth we're both fucked if we stick with them. Jack is organising a boat Brian can take his chances with him, me, I want to make it to the final I want to win and I tell you now we stick with them and we are fucked, big time and you know it."
Kurt
"I know. But we've been friends for years been through a lot, I need time to think this through."
Lucy
"Time is the one thing you or me haven't got, this challenge is right here right now its make or break time, time to decide Kurt you want to win or you want to fade back into obscurity with nothing to show for it, step up or step the fuck off Kurt. Your choice."
Kurt
"I know I know....But fuck. You're right he will cost me the game, don't make it any easier though. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck! Look, we got our boat sorted out paid $14,000 for the right to sail it across the sea. They are picking us up tomorrow afternoon. We leave on the evening tide."
Lucy
"For both of you why Jack is going to pay at least twenty grand see what I mean about him? Let me get my shit, I'll meet you back here in ten, just leave him a note telling him to contact Jack, its game on now. You with me? I mean are you really with me?"
Kurt
"Ok it's a deal we team up and fuck Jack and Brian off let them see how far they can go without us. You are one evil bitch Lucy! I love it! Just fucking love it!"
They walk off in different directions. Each of them heading back to their rooms. Cuts back to the studio. Oh's and ah's etc from audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well,well folks we really are moving into the end games here, teams are changing and people are trying to get whatever edge they can I just can't wait to see what Jack and Brian have to say about this, I'm sure they won't be all that happy. What a couple they are going to make. I can't wait to see those two in action together."
Cuts back to another dark room Carl and Sami talking.
"No, we can't pay that you're just going to have to take less from us hey you are making money on us taking the boat over."
Man
"But it is our reputation we always land our passengers."
Lucy
"Reputation oh please I've heard it all now you smuggle people for money, I've probably got more morals than you and trust me thats saying something."
Man
"If that is how you feel about it I can say no more and I wish you well in your endeavours."
Jack
"No wait....You just keep quiet I'll handle this....We can work this out please sit down....Please."
Lucy
"Well, you just work it all out Jack you be the man for once! It would make such a pleasant surprise."
Lucy gets up and leaves
Jack
"Yeah and fuck you too....Bitch."
Jack goes back into conversation with the man. voiceover
Johnny Paradis'
"Looks like there is a bit of tension between Jack and Lucy wonder how that will pan out?"
Lucy walks down a dark street in a small Indonesian town sees Kurt smoking leaning against a wall. She walks up to him and begins a conversation.
Lucy
"Hey Kurt, not allowed to smoke inside?"
Kurt
"Hey, yeah Brian gets a bit worked up about smoking says he "can't breathe properly" if someones smokes indoors."
Lucy
"Yeah, well that asshole Jack gets worked up about everything,you said you grew up around boats me too, charter boats, ocean racing it's in my blood whereas Jack, he wouldn't know an oar from his asshole."
Kurt
"Brian is the same, shit he even gets sea sick thinking about being in a boat for a few days, this is going to be real fun I can just tell, to be honest I don't know how we are going to go in this challenge."
Lucy
"We could make that crossing so easily me and you shame we are on different teams....But."
Kurt
"What are you suggesting? I did three tours of duty with Brian...."
Lucy
"Oh cut the shit Kurt. We're all in it for the money, the fame nothing more nothing less don't give me we are old buddies blah blah blah....I'm married to that asshole back there for fucks sake. Look Jack is going to hold me back in this challenge just like Brian is with you, you know thats the truth we're both fucked if we stick with them. Jack is organising a boat Brian can take his chances with him, me, I want to make it to the final I want to win and I tell you now we stick with them and we are fucked, big time and you know it."
Kurt
"I know. But we've been friends for years been through a lot, I need time to think this through."
Lucy
"Time is the one thing you or me haven't got, this challenge is right here right now its make or break time, time to decide Kurt you want to win or you want to fade back into obscurity with nothing to show for it, step up or step the fuck off Kurt. Your choice."
Kurt
"I know I know....But fuck. You're right he will cost me the game, don't make it any easier though. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck! Look, we got our boat sorted out paid $14,000 for the right to sail it across the sea. They are picking us up tomorrow afternoon. We leave on the evening tide."
Lucy
"For both of you why Jack is going to pay at least twenty grand see what I mean about him? Let me get my shit, I'll meet you back here in ten, just leave him a note telling him to contact Jack, its game on now. You with me? I mean are you really with me?"
Kurt
"Ok it's a deal we team up and fuck Jack and Brian off let them see how far they can go without us. You are one evil bitch Lucy! I love it! Just fucking love it!"
They walk off in different directions. Each of them heading back to their rooms. Cuts back to the studio. Oh's and ah's etc from audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well,well folks we really are moving into the end games here, teams are changing and people are trying to get whatever edge they can I just can't wait to see what Jack and Brian have to say about this, I'm sure they won't be all that happy. What a couple they are going to make. I can't wait to see those two in action together."
Cuts back to another dark room Carl and Sami talking.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Episode 1
(After opening credits cuts to a TV studio. Applause and cheers from the audience. Johnny Paradis' comes out on stage shaking hands with audience members smiling and waving.)
Johnny Paradis':"Good evening, and welcome to GLOBETROTTERS….NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE !"
"I'm your host Johnny Paradis"
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)
"Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable…well it is for most of you ha,ha,ha,ha and that's fame and fortune.
Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism….Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"Our teams were given $200,000 and using only these funds and their wits they've traversed the globe bribing, cheating, lying, stealing doing whatever they've got to do to be the last team standing and be crowned Globetrotters. Each week we set our teams a challenge which pushes their moral limits their physical limits and the limits of their life expectancy."
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)
"This is reality television as it's meant to be, real people, real lives, 360 degree vision 24/7, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by OmniCam".…"Whatever you see we see. Hidden film crews, satellite images all ensure we never miss a moment. All the action, reactions and the consequences that befall our contestants. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite to our global audience of one point five billion through our good friends at Coyote Media….Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. And please don't forget a subscription makes such a great gift. Contact Coyote media they have a plan that suits every budget. We started with twelve teams of two now we are down to the final four teams, tonight we will lose one team. As with three rounds to go the game comes down to the wire…..The excitement, why I can almost taste it! The last couple standing will walk away with a first prize of $20,000,000 ! Yes, thats right 20,000,000 big ones tax free! And the prize also includes our free relocation service. Who knows what they might have done to win it.But thats all to come and I can hardly wait, Can you? I seriously doubt it.But first lets look back at last weeks show and remind ourselves what happened to David and Marcia our last couple to have their trot around the globe come to an end."
Johnny Paradis':"Good evening, and welcome to GLOBETROTTERS….NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE !"
"I'm your host Johnny Paradis"
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)
"Globetrotters the show where contestants are challenged to do the unthinkable to try and achieve the unobtainable…well it is for most of you ha,ha,ha,ha and that's fame and fortune.
Proudly brought to you by our sponsors Extreme Tourism….Holidays in Hell are our kind of Heaven."
Applause and cheers from the audience.
"Our teams were given $200,000 and using only these funds and their wits they've traversed the globe bribing, cheating, lying, stealing doing whatever they've got to do to be the last team standing and be crowned Globetrotters. Each week we set our teams a challenge which pushes their moral limits their physical limits and the limits of their life expectancy."
(Applause and cheers from the audience.)
"This is reality television as it's meant to be, real people, real lives, 360 degree vision 24/7, and that perfect sound perfect vision is brought to you by OmniCam".…"Whatever you see we see. Hidden film crews, satellite images all ensure we never miss a moment. All the action, reactions and the consequences that befall our contestants. We see all the blood sweat and tears the lies the subterfuge the schemes and the plans broadcast online streaming 24hrs a day and on satellite to our global audience of one point five billion through our good friends at Coyote Media….Why howl at the Moon when you can howl with the TV. And please don't forget a subscription makes such a great gift. Contact Coyote media they have a plan that suits every budget. We started with twelve teams of two now we are down to the final four teams, tonight we will lose one team. As with three rounds to go the game comes down to the wire…..The excitement, why I can almost taste it! The last couple standing will walk away with a first prize of $20,000,000 ! Yes, thats right 20,000,000 big ones tax free! And the prize also includes our free relocation service. Who knows what they might have done to win it.But thats all to come and I can hardly wait, Can you? I seriously doubt it.But first lets look back at last weeks show and remind ourselves what happened to David and Marcia our last couple to have their trot around the globe come to an end."
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