Thursday, March 24, 2011

Episode 10

Johnny Paradis'
"They are all off now and didn't Jack let us all know what he thinks about Lucy, she was no shrinking violet though was she ha,ha,ha,ha but thats what we love about Lucy. How long do you think those new alliances are going to last? I suppose only time will tell, or is it just playing into the other couples hands? We'll have answers to this and more right after a quick word from those good people at OmniCam."

Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to commercial showing CCTV footage of bank robberies, street violence etc voiceover. Changes to happy snaps and little videos done on phones.

Voice
"Most people just know us as suppliers of high end surveillance cameras, helping keep our streets safe, assisting law and order, keeping an eye on us all. That's all true but we at OmniCam are so much more than that, here at OmniCam we make the cameras for your phones for your camcorders, your happy snaps are seen through our lenses and now for the first time we are releasing personal surveillance cameras to you the public, the same as used on Globetrotters, by the military and law enforcement. Yes thats right you can film your life the lives of others or keep an eye on the ones you love anywhere anytime."

Cuts to a man sitting on a stool next to a large TV.

Man
"Its thanks to OmniCam's that we caught my wife's killer just look at this."

Cuts to vision of a man attacking a woman, the faces blurred and then shooting her, a mugging gone wrong. Filmed from the woman's point of view

Man
"Just give me the bag! Give me the fucking bag!"

Woman
"HELP....HELP....GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Sound of gunshots.

Man
"Thanks OmniCam because of you we got the bastard who shot my wife and we got to see him die by lethal injection. I can't recommend OmniCam highly enough."

Cuts to a woman sitting on a stool next to a large TV.

Woman
"Its thanks to OmniCam that I got to screw my husband for everything he had, and even better what he's ever likely to have, just look at this."

Cuts to video of a man and woman faces blurred having sex vision is from clothes thrown on a chair facing the bed.

Woman
"Once my lawyers had this there was no way he was going to get anything my divorce went like a dream thanks to OmniCam. And I got the lot!"

Cuts to infomercial guy.

Infomercial guy
"Look what we have done for these happy customers just imagine what we could do for you never worry about where or what your loved ones are up to. These cameras are totally undetectable and for the one you really love what about the OmniCam watch. Tell the time and see the look on their face. OmniCam....Whatever you see we see."

Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.

Johnny Paradis'
"I know all my family are protected with OmniCam are yours?"

Cuts to a screen divided in four Johnny in one corner a teenage girl in another talking on the phone a young boy in front of a computer and a woman cooking.

Johnny Paradis'
"Just look there's my family all safe at home I just love being able to check up on them whenever I want, and the best thing is they need never know I can have my eye on them all day every day, I just love OmniCam and now lets go back to our contestants. Its night time and they are now out to sea. Lets see how they are faring....Ha,ha,ha,ha....Faring....On the sea.... Seafaring....I'm wasted on you guys ha,ha,ha,ha."

Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype.Carl and Sami are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.

Johnny Paradis'
"Lets check in on Carl and Sami our first contestants to set sail to the promised land. Evening guys how's it going out there on the big blue sea? Are you bobbing along nicely?"

Carl
"Hi Johnny, it's going quite slowly here we had quite a strong head wind most of the day and that slowed us down a bit but we seem to be making good progress now. Hey Johnny have the others left yet? Are any of them ahead of us?"

Johnny Paradis'
"Carl, Carl, Carl you know I can't tell you where any of the others are. Nice try though buddy. And what about you Sami how's the journey so far?"

Sami
"Hi Johnny, Been a very long day lucky for us we haven't been too sea sick....Which is more than I can say for a lot of these people on the boat....God only know what they've been cooking back there, but the smell oh my God! Words can't describe it and I still can't quite figure out why, if you get sea sick, why you'd travel by sea? Get on a fucking plane for Gods sake."

Sami suddenly turns round and throws up.
"Oh God....I hate this fucking boat! I Fucking hate it! I don't know how much more of this I can take."

Sami throws up again.

Johnny Paradis'
"A life on the ocean waves hey Sami doesn't seem to be going down to well with you in fact its all coming up ha,ha,ha,ha we'll catch up with you guys a little later on, why don't we see what's happening with our other competitors."

Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas on board looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Kurt and Lucy are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.

Johnny Paradis'
"Hello there. Kurt and Lucy, how are things going? Is this very new and very controversial alliance you've formed working in your favour? Or have you just antagonised the others and made yourselves new enemies?"

Kurt
"What new enemies Johnny? We've all been enemies since day one. No friends here except your team mate and even then, well things change, but look things are going great for us we've
made good progress. Best thing either of us could have done is to ditch those two losers. Lucy has just been great."

Lucy
"It was the right thing to do Johnny Brian and Jack would have held us back....It just had to be done this is all about winning that was true on day one when we started out with Brian and Jack and its true now. Thats why we did what we did. This is way too important to let sentiment get in the way Johnny, this is about fame this is about winning and money money. And really what else matters."

Johnny Paradis'
"I hear that Lucy we'll be back with you guys real soon to see how you are going."

Kurt & Lucy
"Bye Johnny....Hey Johnny NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"

Cuts back to the studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.

Johnny Paradis'
"It sure is Kurt and Lucy it sure is, now for some reason we are having real trouble in getting a signal from Brian and Jacks boat so we can't hear from them directly but we do have our satellite images."

Cuts to satellite image of a small boat at sea continues zooming in until the people look about 10 feet away. Can see one of the contestants leaning over the side.

Johnny Paradis'
"I can make out....Brian....I'm pretty sure it's him it looks like him well it's definitely one of our guys you can tell by the jacket he doesn't seem to be doing so good though does he
folks? As soon as we can we will cross to Brian and Jack and see how they are doing. And last but my no means least we are going to cross to Derrick and Katherine."

Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Derrick and Katherine are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.

Johnny Paradis'
"Hi there, Derrick and Katherine how are you both feeling?"

Derrick
"We've both been quite sick. We've managed to keep the boat on course, well I hope he's been able to , thats why we paid so much. But I don't think we are getting very far....It's just so hard to work out distance out here."

Katherine
"Johnny this has really been hard. By far the hardest challenge yet and we've only just started. I've been sick, I'm just exhausted, I don't think we'll get much sleep over the next few days."

Johnny Paradis'
"You just hang in there you are so close to making the final three you can't give up now."

Katherine
"No way are we even thinking of giving up now Johnny no matter how hard it gets we're going to see this through."

Derrick
"We're going through Johnny, this is tough no doubt about it but we'll be there at the end. We're going to walk away with all the money. No one or nothing is going to stand in our way."

Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.

Johnny Paradis'
"That folks is the spirit we look for in all our contestants. No matter how hard it gets they just keep on going, I'm proud of you guys the whole world is proud of you.Well it really looks like some of our contestants are beginning to hit the wall. This challenge is really taking it out of them and I just love to see that. This is where this show separates the men from the boys and the girls from the women."

Tune in next week same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel.

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