Cuts to a large ocean map and highlights the positions of the four boats with the contestants names.
Johnny Paradis'
"Lets fast forward three days and there's not much to separate any of the teams Carl and Sami still hold a slight lead but Kurt and Lucy are catching them up, and there is nothing in it between Jack and Brian and Derrick and Katherine they need to get a move on or it could be the end of the road for one of them, is your team lagging behind why not send them a message of support. You know they'll appreciate it."
Cuts back to Johnny.
Johnny Paradis'
"Seems like it's getting a bit boring a bit quiet just a leisurely sail across the Indian ocean. Give our guys a chance to relax take it easy well, all thats about to change. Lets cross back to Brian and Jack."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to footage of a crowded boat then Brian and Jack. Both of them have their ipads. The people on the boat have been there three days now a tarp is stretched out to give some shade. The pictures really conveys the conditions on the boat after a few days. They all look very tired stressed, haunted, scared. Shots from the contestants point of view. For a good few minutes the camera just looks round the boat.
Johnny Paradis'
"Brian and Jack, there have been a few developments since we last spoke."
Jack
"Thats right Johnny about four hours ago we had a plane fly low over us passed us then came back round a couple of times."
Cuts to vision of an airforce plane flying over the boat then back to the contestants. Pictures from the boat and from the plane. Newsreel footage used of a real boat. Jack and Brian are holding ipads.
Brian
"We know they saw us I suppose a lot of it will depend on if they have boats in the area. We're sure it's the Australians we're just going to have to try to outrun and outsmart them."
Johnny Paradis'
"Do you have a plan of action or are you just going to sail by the seat of your pants?"
Brian
"Our first thought was to change course try and throw them off that way. Zig zag around and lose them."
Jack
"Then we thought that's just what they will think we would do and we can't afford the time. So we're going as fast as we can."
Johnny Paradis'
"You think that's going to work?"
Brian
"Thats all we can do at this point its make or break for us."
Johnny Paradis'
"It sure seems like it best of luck guys."
Brian
"Thanks Johnny."
Jack
"We're still in this it's not over yet, and there is no way I'm going to let them two beat me."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Those guys are still giving it their all I wonder if that will be enough? Or are they up a certain creek without the proverbial paddle ha,ha,ha,ha? Only time will tell....And once time has told us I guarantee you will be the first to know, actually I know something you don't they are in a whole lot worse trouble than they thought ha,ha,ha,ha lets to cross over to Natarsha Metsacker on board HMAS Bundaberg Rum."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to the deck of the ship of the ship. Lots of activity sailors moving around doing sailor stuff preparing smaller boats to launch. Goes to the bridge of the ship.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Thanks Johnny. I'm on board HMAS Bundaberg Rum with Captain Napoleon Howard, Captain Howard the ship has become a hive of activity can you give us an update."
Captain Howard
"Certainly Natarsha Metsacker earlier on we received a report from a reconnaissance plane of a suspect boat to our west. The plane confirmed that it was an overcrowded boat carrying people trying to gain entry to Australia. Or as we call them SIEVs. We are on a course to intercept them in the next hour or so. No-one gets past us."
Natarsha Metsacker
"We know that one of our teams Brian and Jack are on board that boat."
Captain Howard
"I'm sorry to hear that Natarsha but their trot around the globe has ended and we're going to catch the rest of them too no doubt about that, as I said no-one gets past the crew of the
Bundaberg. Since they were spotted by our plane we've been tracking them they don't have a chance."
Natarsha Metsacker
"You heard Captain Howard, Johnny, looks like it's going to be coastguards one Globetrotters nil."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"I wouldn't count them out just yet, though that captain does seem mighty confident. Lets have a look at our satellite map and see how everyone is doing."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to a satellite map showing the positions of the four contestants boats and the naval ship.
Johnny Paradis'
"Sami and Carl still have a slight lead over Kurt and Lucy but they are closing the gap....Their experience may well be giving them an advantage as they look to sail into the final three. Derrick and Katherine are still lagging behind but are beginning to make up some ground on the others why do we say ground when they are at sea? Now there's something to ponder on, anyhow the real story of the moment is this, just have a look how close the Coast Guard are to Jack and Brian they really are in trouble. Sorry guys but that does'nt look good, they really are gaining on you."
Cuts back to the boat with Jack and Brian. Shot from the people on board the boat. Looking back towards the contestants gives the feeling of how cramped it is and uncomfortable. Lots of bobbing up and down as the boat moves through the waves.
Johnny Paradis'
Isn't that a great shot folks? That's our hidden cameraman Phil who's on board the ship. Can you spot him? I can't, but I can make him known to us he can hear me. Phil scratch your
head so we can see where you are."
Cuts to a shot of the boat from the contestants point of view one of the men scratching his head.
Johnny Paradis'
"Phil can't see us but we can hear him, Phil what is like on the boat after nearly four days.
Shot from where Phil is on the boat we have his view of his surroundings."
Phil
"This is absolute hell Johnny, it's hot crowded no room to move people have been ill since we left and this boat, I haven't felt safe the whole time. It creaks makes funny noises just doesn't feel right. I don't know what these peoples stories are but they must be really desperate no- one in their right mind would do this, its insanity. This is an absolute nightmare and I know it's a cliche but this is a floating hell. I'll be glad when we get through this one....I think I'll need a holiday after this."
Johnny Paradis'
"I think we all will Phil, I think we all will. This is just getting all too exciting."
First sight of the naval ship approaching. Causes panic on the boat.
Johnny Paradis'
"Do you see what I see ahoy there. Is that the navy? I think it is, prepare to repel boarders."
Phil
"I think it is too. And to be honest I'm glad to see them I want off this boat."
Cuts back to Jack and Brian.
Jack
"Can you see that it's a ship?"
Brian
"I can see it and they can see us, it's over Jack. Done and dusted buddy."
Jack
"We can still outrun them I know we can."
Brian
"This thing is not going to outrun that, we may as well make it easy, we're done."
Jack
"She beat me that bitch beat me I don't believe it, she beat me."
Brian
"They beat us, they played us and they beat us. We're through. I just hope they run them down too."
Cuts to naval vessel smaller boats being lowered heavily armed man aboard. Shows them moving towards the boat at high speed. Natarsha Metsacker is on one of the boats.
Natarsha Metsacker
"I'm on board one of the high speed boats that have run down our contestants, and we are about to come alongside their boat. Unless Jack and Brian can really pull something out of their hat their trot around the globe is over, I can see them they we are going to be escorted over to them so we can get their reactions first hand."
Cuts to the sailors boarding the boat again really shows the conditions on the boat the overcrowding etc and the condition of the boat. People on the boat are panicking some jump or fall into the water. The sailors slowly get all the people from the boat and transfer them back to the ship. Newsreel footage and aerial shots of the boat. Filmed from the contestants point of view as well.
Sailor 1
"Hey look it is them at the back of the boat? We got the guys from Globetrotters. Look at them over there."
Sailor 2
"G'day fellas, wow you going?...We got them just like we said we would."
Sailor 3
"Sorry fellas just doing our job you know, it's nothing personal."
Jack
"Nothing we can do to come sort of an arrangement is there?"
Sailor 2
"No sorry mate we can't help you there your trot round the globe is over. Hey I got to say it!"
Brian
"Are you sure there is nothing we can do? We've got cash."
Sailor 1
"No mate we can't, you've got to come with us back to the Bundy. Hey reckon we'll be on TV?"
Sailor 2
"Mate bound to be, this is as good as it gets. Fuck I love this job."
Jack and brian board the same boat as Natarsha Metsacker she interviews them as they go back to the naval ship.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Jack, Brian congratulations on a really well run race you made it to the final four and you're both still alive which is no small feat as you well know. How are you feeling right now?"
Brian
"Very, very disappointed we could've won this if we'd had just a little bit of luck. I mean these guys won't even takea bribe. I'm just finding it very hard to come to terms with this."
Jack
"It's hard to have come so far, you know been through so much to not get through now is very hard. I feel like I've let so many people down."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Well you can take heart that you gave it your best and on the plus side the penalties for this offence are not that bad. Why it's only a maximum 10 years guys."
Jack
"We were on Globetrotters this is for television, youtube, the real rules don't apply, I mean we're doing this so the folks back home are entertained, I'm sure the media will come to our aid. After all this is show biz. It's not like we are full time people smugglers or anything."
Natarsha Metsacker
"I'm sure you are right Jack and all that will be taken into consideration."
Brian
"We'll be fine, I'm not worried at all no matter what happens to us it can only be good. And that can never be a bad thing, like they say all publicity is good publicity. Now thats an Adventure!"
Natarsha Metsacker
"Indeed it has been."
The smaller boat arrives at the ship. Hoisted up sailors crowd around to see the contestants as the boat people are herded away processed on board etc.
Crew
"Aussie,Aussie,Aussie OI OI OI Aussie OI Aussie OI Aussie, AussieAussie….O,OI,OI."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Just look at the reception these guys are getting!'
Captain Howard greets Jack and Brian personally as they get on board.
Captain Howard
"Gentlemen may I say on behalf of myself and the crew it's a privilege and an honour to have been the ones to have brought your trot around the globe to an end."
Jack
"Yeah, thanks you couldn't have gone after one of the other boats."
Brian
"How much did Kurt give you to come after us I wouldn't put anything past that bastard."
Captain Howard
"You never stood a chance once our plane spotted you, please believe me when I say its nothing personal it's a job."
Natarsha Metsacker
"That gives us our final three Jack and Brian are out of the race but as you can see they are a very popular team, I'm sure they'll be able to take full advantage of that fact once they
get home. Back to you Johnny."
Cuts back to studio, applause and cheers from the audience.
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Thursday, March 31, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Episode 10
Johnny Paradis'
"They are all off now and didn't Jack let us all know what he thinks about Lucy, she was no shrinking violet though was she ha,ha,ha,ha but thats what we love about Lucy. How long do you think those new alliances are going to last? I suppose only time will tell, or is it just playing into the other couples hands? We'll have answers to this and more right after a quick word from those good people at OmniCam."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to commercial showing CCTV footage of bank robberies, street violence etc voiceover. Changes to happy snaps and little videos done on phones.
Voice
"Most people just know us as suppliers of high end surveillance cameras, helping keep our streets safe, assisting law and order, keeping an eye on us all. That's all true but we at OmniCam are so much more than that, here at OmniCam we make the cameras for your phones for your camcorders, your happy snaps are seen through our lenses and now for the first time we are releasing personal surveillance cameras to you the public, the same as used on Globetrotters, by the military and law enforcement. Yes thats right you can film your life the lives of others or keep an eye on the ones you love anywhere anytime."
Cuts to a man sitting on a stool next to a large TV.
Man
"Its thanks to OmniCam's that we caught my wife's killer just look at this."
Cuts to vision of a man attacking a woman, the faces blurred and then shooting her, a mugging gone wrong. Filmed from the woman's point of view
Man
"Just give me the bag! Give me the fucking bag!"
Woman
"HELP....HELP....GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Sound of gunshots.
Man
"Thanks OmniCam because of you we got the bastard who shot my wife and we got to see him die by lethal injection. I can't recommend OmniCam highly enough."
Cuts to a woman sitting on a stool next to a large TV.
Woman
"Its thanks to OmniCam that I got to screw my husband for everything he had, and even better what he's ever likely to have, just look at this."
Cuts to video of a man and woman faces blurred having sex vision is from clothes thrown on a chair facing the bed.
Woman
"Once my lawyers had this there was no way he was going to get anything my divorce went like a dream thanks to OmniCam. And I got the lot!"
Cuts to infomercial guy.
Infomercial guy
"Look what we have done for these happy customers just imagine what we could do for you never worry about where or what your loved ones are up to. These cameras are totally undetectable and for the one you really love what about the OmniCam watch. Tell the time and see the look on their face. OmniCam....Whatever you see we see."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"I know all my family are protected with OmniCam are yours?"
Cuts to a screen divided in four Johnny in one corner a teenage girl in another talking on the phone a young boy in front of a computer and a woman cooking.
Johnny Paradis'
"Just look there's my family all safe at home I just love being able to check up on them whenever I want, and the best thing is they need never know I can have my eye on them all day every day, I just love OmniCam and now lets go back to our contestants. Its night time and they are now out to sea. Lets see how they are faring....Ha,ha,ha,ha....Faring....On the sea.... Seafaring....I'm wasted on you guys ha,ha,ha,ha."
Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype.Carl and Sami are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Lets check in on Carl and Sami our first contestants to set sail to the promised land. Evening guys how's it going out there on the big blue sea? Are you bobbing along nicely?"
Carl
"Hi Johnny, it's going quite slowly here we had quite a strong head wind most of the day and that slowed us down a bit but we seem to be making good progress now. Hey Johnny have the others left yet? Are any of them ahead of us?"
Johnny Paradis'
"Carl, Carl, Carl you know I can't tell you where any of the others are. Nice try though buddy. And what about you Sami how's the journey so far?"
Sami
"Hi Johnny, Been a very long day lucky for us we haven't been too sea sick....Which is more than I can say for a lot of these people on the boat....God only know what they've been cooking back there, but the smell oh my God! Words can't describe it and I still can't quite figure out why, if you get sea sick, why you'd travel by sea? Get on a fucking plane for Gods sake."
Sami suddenly turns round and throws up.
"Oh God....I hate this fucking boat! I Fucking hate it! I don't know how much more of this I can take."
Sami throws up again.
Johnny Paradis'
"A life on the ocean waves hey Sami doesn't seem to be going down to well with you in fact its all coming up ha,ha,ha,ha we'll catch up with you guys a little later on, why don't we see what's happening with our other competitors."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas on board looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Kurt and Lucy are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Hello there. Kurt and Lucy, how are things going? Is this very new and very controversial alliance you've formed working in your favour? Or have you just antagonised the others and made yourselves new enemies?"
Kurt
"What new enemies Johnny? We've all been enemies since day one. No friends here except your team mate and even then, well things change, but look things are going great for us we've
made good progress. Best thing either of us could have done is to ditch those two losers. Lucy has just been great."
Lucy
"It was the right thing to do Johnny Brian and Jack would have held us back....It just had to be done this is all about winning that was true on day one when we started out with Brian and Jack and its true now. Thats why we did what we did. This is way too important to let sentiment get in the way Johnny, this is about fame this is about winning and money money. And really what else matters."
Johnny Paradis'
"I hear that Lucy we'll be back with you guys real soon to see how you are going."
Kurt & Lucy
"Bye Johnny....Hey Johnny NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to the studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"It sure is Kurt and Lucy it sure is, now for some reason we are having real trouble in getting a signal from Brian and Jacks boat so we can't hear from them directly but we do have our satellite images."
Cuts to satellite image of a small boat at sea continues zooming in until the people look about 10 feet away. Can see one of the contestants leaning over the side.
Johnny Paradis'
"I can make out....Brian....I'm pretty sure it's him it looks like him well it's definitely one of our guys you can tell by the jacket he doesn't seem to be doing so good though does he
folks? As soon as we can we will cross to Brian and Jack and see how they are doing. And last but my no means least we are going to cross to Derrick and Katherine."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Derrick and Katherine are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Hi there, Derrick and Katherine how are you both feeling?"
Derrick
"We've both been quite sick. We've managed to keep the boat on course, well I hope he's been able to , thats why we paid so much. But I don't think we are getting very far....It's just so hard to work out distance out here."
Katherine
"Johnny this has really been hard. By far the hardest challenge yet and we've only just started. I've been sick, I'm just exhausted, I don't think we'll get much sleep over the next few days."
Johnny Paradis'
"You just hang in there you are so close to making the final three you can't give up now."
Katherine
"No way are we even thinking of giving up now Johnny no matter how hard it gets we're going to see this through."
Derrick
"We're going through Johnny, this is tough no doubt about it but we'll be there at the end. We're going to walk away with all the money. No one or nothing is going to stand in our way."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That folks is the spirit we look for in all our contestants. No matter how hard it gets they just keep on going, I'm proud of you guys the whole world is proud of you.Well it really looks like some of our contestants are beginning to hit the wall. This challenge is really taking it out of them and I just love to see that. This is where this show separates the men from the boys and the girls from the women."
Tune in next week same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel.
"They are all off now and didn't Jack let us all know what he thinks about Lucy, she was no shrinking violet though was she ha,ha,ha,ha but thats what we love about Lucy. How long do you think those new alliances are going to last? I suppose only time will tell, or is it just playing into the other couples hands? We'll have answers to this and more right after a quick word from those good people at OmniCam."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Cuts to commercial showing CCTV footage of bank robberies, street violence etc voiceover. Changes to happy snaps and little videos done on phones.
Voice
"Most people just know us as suppliers of high end surveillance cameras, helping keep our streets safe, assisting law and order, keeping an eye on us all. That's all true but we at OmniCam are so much more than that, here at OmniCam we make the cameras for your phones for your camcorders, your happy snaps are seen through our lenses and now for the first time we are releasing personal surveillance cameras to you the public, the same as used on Globetrotters, by the military and law enforcement. Yes thats right you can film your life the lives of others or keep an eye on the ones you love anywhere anytime."
Cuts to a man sitting on a stool next to a large TV.
Man
"Its thanks to OmniCam's that we caught my wife's killer just look at this."
Cuts to vision of a man attacking a woman, the faces blurred and then shooting her, a mugging gone wrong. Filmed from the woman's point of view
Man
"Just give me the bag! Give me the fucking bag!"
Woman
"HELP....HELP....GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Sound of gunshots.
Man
"Thanks OmniCam because of you we got the bastard who shot my wife and we got to see him die by lethal injection. I can't recommend OmniCam highly enough."
Cuts to a woman sitting on a stool next to a large TV.
Woman
"Its thanks to OmniCam that I got to screw my husband for everything he had, and even better what he's ever likely to have, just look at this."
Cuts to video of a man and woman faces blurred having sex vision is from clothes thrown on a chair facing the bed.
Woman
"Once my lawyers had this there was no way he was going to get anything my divorce went like a dream thanks to OmniCam. And I got the lot!"
Cuts to infomercial guy.
Infomercial guy
"Look what we have done for these happy customers just imagine what we could do for you never worry about where or what your loved ones are up to. These cameras are totally undetectable and for the one you really love what about the OmniCam watch. Tell the time and see the look on their face. OmniCam....Whatever you see we see."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"I know all my family are protected with OmniCam are yours?"
Cuts to a screen divided in four Johnny in one corner a teenage girl in another talking on the phone a young boy in front of a computer and a woman cooking.
Johnny Paradis'
"Just look there's my family all safe at home I just love being able to check up on them whenever I want, and the best thing is they need never know I can have my eye on them all day every day, I just love OmniCam and now lets go back to our contestants. Its night time and they are now out to sea. Lets see how they are faring....Ha,ha,ha,ha....Faring....On the sea.... Seafaring....I'm wasted on you guys ha,ha,ha,ha."
Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype.Carl and Sami are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Lets check in on Carl and Sami our first contestants to set sail to the promised land. Evening guys how's it going out there on the big blue sea? Are you bobbing along nicely?"
Carl
"Hi Johnny, it's going quite slowly here we had quite a strong head wind most of the day and that slowed us down a bit but we seem to be making good progress now. Hey Johnny have the others left yet? Are any of them ahead of us?"
Johnny Paradis'
"Carl, Carl, Carl you know I can't tell you where any of the others are. Nice try though buddy. And what about you Sami how's the journey so far?"
Sami
"Hi Johnny, Been a very long day lucky for us we haven't been too sea sick....Which is more than I can say for a lot of these people on the boat....God only know what they've been cooking back there, but the smell oh my God! Words can't describe it and I still can't quite figure out why, if you get sea sick, why you'd travel by sea? Get on a fucking plane for Gods sake."
Sami suddenly turns round and throws up.
"Oh God....I hate this fucking boat! I Fucking hate it! I don't know how much more of this I can take."
Sami throws up again.
Johnny Paradis'
"A life on the ocean waves hey Sami doesn't seem to be going down to well with you in fact its all coming up ha,ha,ha,ha we'll catch up with you guys a little later on, why don't we see what's happening with our other competitors."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas on board looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Kurt and Lucy are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Hello there. Kurt and Lucy, how are things going? Is this very new and very controversial alliance you've formed working in your favour? Or have you just antagonised the others and made yourselves new enemies?"
Kurt
"What new enemies Johnny? We've all been enemies since day one. No friends here except your team mate and even then, well things change, but look things are going great for us we've
made good progress. Best thing either of us could have done is to ditch those two losers. Lucy has just been great."
Lucy
"It was the right thing to do Johnny Brian and Jack would have held us back....It just had to be done this is all about winning that was true on day one when we started out with Brian and Jack and its true now. Thats why we did what we did. This is way too important to let sentiment get in the way Johnny, this is about fame this is about winning and money money. And really what else matters."
Johnny Paradis'
"I hear that Lucy we'll be back with you guys real soon to see how you are going."
Kurt & Lucy
"Bye Johnny....Hey Johnny NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to the studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"It sure is Kurt and Lucy it sure is, now for some reason we are having real trouble in getting a signal from Brian and Jacks boat so we can't hear from them directly but we do have our satellite images."
Cuts to satellite image of a small boat at sea continues zooming in until the people look about 10 feet away. Can see one of the contestants leaning over the side.
Johnny Paradis'
"I can make out....Brian....I'm pretty sure it's him it looks like him well it's definitely one of our guys you can tell by the jacket he doesn't seem to be doing so good though does he
folks? As soon as we can we will cross to Brian and Jack and see how they are doing. And last but my no means least we are going to cross to Derrick and Katherine."
Applause and cheers from the audience. Screen shows an Ocean map then satellite images zooming in on the boat at night until we are on the boat night vision camera shows the faces of the people on board the noises and movement of the boat choppy seas, on board conditions looks appalling. Shot from the contestants point of view then goes split screen to show Johnny and the contestants same as on Skype. Derrick and Katherine are at the back of the boat ipads in their hands.
Johnny Paradis'
"Hi there, Derrick and Katherine how are you both feeling?"
Derrick
"We've both been quite sick. We've managed to keep the boat on course, well I hope he's been able to , thats why we paid so much. But I don't think we are getting very far....It's just so hard to work out distance out here."
Katherine
"Johnny this has really been hard. By far the hardest challenge yet and we've only just started. I've been sick, I'm just exhausted, I don't think we'll get much sleep over the next few days."
Johnny Paradis'
"You just hang in there you are so close to making the final three you can't give up now."
Katherine
"No way are we even thinking of giving up now Johnny no matter how hard it gets we're going to see this through."
Derrick
"We're going through Johnny, this is tough no doubt about it but we'll be there at the end. We're going to walk away with all the money. No one or nothing is going to stand in our way."
Cuts back to studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"That folks is the spirit we look for in all our contestants. No matter how hard it gets they just keep on going, I'm proud of you guys the whole world is proud of you.Well it really looks like some of our contestants are beginning to hit the wall. This challenge is really taking it out of them and I just love to see that. This is where this show separates the men from the boys and the girls from the women."
Tune in next week same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Episode 7
Jack
"No, we can't pay that you're just going to have to take less from us hey you are making money on us taking the boat over."
Man
"But it is our reputation we always land our passengers."
Lucy
"Reputation oh please I've heard it all now you smuggle people for money, I've probably got more morals than you and trust me thats saying something."
Man
"If that is how you feel about it I can say no more and I wish you well in your endeavours."
Jack
"No wait....You just keep quiet I'll handle this....We can work this out please sit down....Please."
Lucy
"Well, you just work it all out Jack you be the man for once! It would make such a pleasant surprise."
Lucy gets up and leaves
Jack
"Yeah and fuck you too....Bitch."
Jack goes back into conversation with the man. voiceover
Johnny Paradis'
"Looks like there is a bit of tension between Jack and Lucy wonder how that will pan out?"
Lucy walks down a dark street in a small Indonesian town sees Kurt smoking leaning against a wall. She walks up to him and begins a conversation.
Lucy
"Hey Kurt, not allowed to smoke inside?"
Kurt
"Hey, yeah Brian gets a bit worked up about smoking says he "can't breathe properly" if someones smokes indoors."
Lucy
"Yeah, well that asshole Jack gets worked up about everything,you said you grew up around boats me too, charter boats, ocean racing it's in my blood whereas Jack, he wouldn't know an oar from his asshole."
Kurt
"Brian is the same, shit he even gets sea sick thinking about being in a boat for a few days, this is going to be real fun I can just tell, to be honest I don't know how we are going to go in this challenge."
Lucy
"We could make that crossing so easily me and you shame we are on different teams....But."
Kurt
"What are you suggesting? I did three tours of duty with Brian...."
Lucy
"Oh cut the shit Kurt. We're all in it for the money, the fame nothing more nothing less don't give me we are old buddies blah blah blah....I'm married to that asshole back there for fucks sake. Look Jack is going to hold me back in this challenge just like Brian is with you, you know thats the truth we're both fucked if we stick with them. Jack is organising a boat Brian can take his chances with him, me, I want to make it to the final I want to win and I tell you now we stick with them and we are fucked, big time and you know it."
Kurt
"I know. But we've been friends for years been through a lot, I need time to think this through."
Lucy
"Time is the one thing you or me haven't got, this challenge is right here right now its make or break time, time to decide Kurt you want to win or you want to fade back into obscurity with nothing to show for it, step up or step the fuck off Kurt. Your choice."
Kurt
"I know I know....But fuck. You're right he will cost me the game, don't make it any easier though. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck! Look, we got our boat sorted out paid $14,000 for the right to sail it across the sea. They are picking us up tomorrow afternoon. We leave on the evening tide."
Lucy
"For both of you why Jack is going to pay at least twenty grand see what I mean about him? Let me get my shit, I'll meet you back here in ten, just leave him a note telling him to contact Jack, its game on now. You with me? I mean are you really with me?"
Kurt
"Ok it's a deal we team up and fuck Jack and Brian off let them see how far they can go without us. You are one evil bitch Lucy! I love it! Just fucking love it!"
They walk off in different directions. Each of them heading back to their rooms. Cuts back to the studio. Oh's and ah's etc from audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well,well folks we really are moving into the end games here, teams are changing and people are trying to get whatever edge they can I just can't wait to see what Jack and Brian have to say about this, I'm sure they won't be all that happy. What a couple they are going to make. I can't wait to see those two in action together."
Cuts back to another dark room Carl and Sami talking.
"No, we can't pay that you're just going to have to take less from us hey you are making money on us taking the boat over."
Man
"But it is our reputation we always land our passengers."
Lucy
"Reputation oh please I've heard it all now you smuggle people for money, I've probably got more morals than you and trust me thats saying something."
Man
"If that is how you feel about it I can say no more and I wish you well in your endeavours."
Jack
"No wait....You just keep quiet I'll handle this....We can work this out please sit down....Please."
Lucy
"Well, you just work it all out Jack you be the man for once! It would make such a pleasant surprise."
Lucy gets up and leaves
Jack
"Yeah and fuck you too....Bitch."
Jack goes back into conversation with the man. voiceover
Johnny Paradis'
"Looks like there is a bit of tension between Jack and Lucy wonder how that will pan out?"
Lucy walks down a dark street in a small Indonesian town sees Kurt smoking leaning against a wall. She walks up to him and begins a conversation.
Lucy
"Hey Kurt, not allowed to smoke inside?"
Kurt
"Hey, yeah Brian gets a bit worked up about smoking says he "can't breathe properly" if someones smokes indoors."
Lucy
"Yeah, well that asshole Jack gets worked up about everything,you said you grew up around boats me too, charter boats, ocean racing it's in my blood whereas Jack, he wouldn't know an oar from his asshole."
Kurt
"Brian is the same, shit he even gets sea sick thinking about being in a boat for a few days, this is going to be real fun I can just tell, to be honest I don't know how we are going to go in this challenge."
Lucy
"We could make that crossing so easily me and you shame we are on different teams....But."
Kurt
"What are you suggesting? I did three tours of duty with Brian...."
Lucy
"Oh cut the shit Kurt. We're all in it for the money, the fame nothing more nothing less don't give me we are old buddies blah blah blah....I'm married to that asshole back there for fucks sake. Look Jack is going to hold me back in this challenge just like Brian is with you, you know thats the truth we're both fucked if we stick with them. Jack is organising a boat Brian can take his chances with him, me, I want to make it to the final I want to win and I tell you now we stick with them and we are fucked, big time and you know it."
Kurt
"I know. But we've been friends for years been through a lot, I need time to think this through."
Lucy
"Time is the one thing you or me haven't got, this challenge is right here right now its make or break time, time to decide Kurt you want to win or you want to fade back into obscurity with nothing to show for it, step up or step the fuck off Kurt. Your choice."
Kurt
"I know I know....But fuck. You're right he will cost me the game, don't make it any easier though. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck! Look, we got our boat sorted out paid $14,000 for the right to sail it across the sea. They are picking us up tomorrow afternoon. We leave on the evening tide."
Lucy
"For both of you why Jack is going to pay at least twenty grand see what I mean about him? Let me get my shit, I'll meet you back here in ten, just leave him a note telling him to contact Jack, its game on now. You with me? I mean are you really with me?"
Kurt
"Ok it's a deal we team up and fuck Jack and Brian off let them see how far they can go without us. You are one evil bitch Lucy! I love it! Just fucking love it!"
They walk off in different directions. Each of them heading back to their rooms. Cuts back to the studio. Oh's and ah's etc from audience.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well,well folks we really are moving into the end games here, teams are changing and people are trying to get whatever edge they can I just can't wait to see what Jack and Brian have to say about this, I'm sure they won't be all that happy. What a couple they are going to make. I can't wait to see those two in action together."
Cuts back to another dark room Carl and Sami talking.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Episode 6
Johnny Paradis'
"And now folks we are going to cross to Natarsha Metsacker for a bit of background information on the people smuggling trade and some of the inherent risks our contestants are going to face."
Natarsha Metsacker news reader tall blonde bobbing head, looks of concern and a nice smile. She is standing on a naval dock. A warship behind her.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Thanks Johnny. Yes, this challenge presents a whole new set of problems for our contestants to overcome, we've provided them with links to different people smugglers and they must convince them that they can do the job, or should I say how much will they charge them to take control of a boat load of human misery with whom they will be at sea with for up to six days at sea in an overcrowded boat."
Cuts to pictures of overcrowded boatloads of people news photos, boats sinking, rescues.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Not only will they have to face the perils of mother nature the boats will be well to say the least pretty unseaworthy and they will have to evade Australian border security. If they get caught they are out of the race. not only that they have to avoid what befell David and Marcia you just can't trust smugglers like you used to, and what about the people they are smuggling?Many are fleeing war and persecution and they pay whatever is demanded and more to take their lives in their hands in the hope of a better life in Australia, the promised land down under, yes sharks, jellyfish, floods cyclones, snakes and crocodiles well I suppose they are desperate and as they say desperate times call for desperate measures. How many make it? How many perish at sea? These are questions we just can't answer with any degree of certainty. What we can be certain of Johnny is that it makes some people very rich but more importantly it makes for an excellent challenge for our contestants. Earlier on today I spoke to a Bundaberg Rum Australian Naval official."
Cuts to a Coast Guard Officer being interviewed on the naval dock.
Coast Guard
"G'day, I'm Lieutenant Stevo Graham its a real thrill to meet you please just call me Stevo, I just want to say I love the show never miss it. Hi Johnny. Hey kids Dads on Globetrotters. I love you Cheryl! Thats my wife she's a huge fan too. Can I get Johnny's autograph for her? Oh shit you won't use that bit?"
Natarsha Metsacker
"No, we'll edit out all the bits we don't want, here you are, just hold this up, will you?"
Hands Coast Guard a signed picture of Johnny which he holds up in front of himself.
"Coast Guard
Wow thats great thank-you so much the family are going to be rapt, this is going over the bar, pride of place some of my friends are going to be so jealous."
Natarsha Metsacker
"I'm joined now by Lieutenant Stevo' Graham, thank-you for speaking to us. Tonights challenge for our Globetrotters is to smuggle a boat load of people into Australia. What do you think there chances are?"
Coast Guard
"Seriously they have no chance of getting through we have boats, planes and a network of informants over here, we're going to get you guys. Sorry to say but your trot around the globe is coming to an end. Hope you like Australian prisons! I hear the food is pretty good these days."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Well, Johnny you heard it the Coast Guard are on the case, they don't hold out much chance for our contestants completing this challenge. Now back to you in the studio."
Coast Guard
"Oh can I say the catchphrase, please."
Natarsha Metsacker
"You go for it sailor."
Coast Guard
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! Thanks so much could I get a copy of that last bit before it gets cut out?"
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
Thanks Natarsha and thanks Stevo, like Natarsha said We'll edit out the bits we don't want, but didn't you know Stevo? We want it all ha,ha,ha,ha, remember we always love to hear from you with your thoughts and opinions no matter how inane some of them might be. Ha,ha,ha,ha, just kidding. You keep them coming in, you can email us at globetrotters.nowthatsanadventure@yahoo.com or give us your minute by minute thoughts on twitter, leave a message on Facebook the choice is yours. And don't forget to check out our interactive website for all the latest news gossip streaming pictures, and it's so cheap to have access to all of that why a premium package is only $75 a month. Think of the smiles on the kids faces when you tell them you have unlimited access to Globetrotters. You also gets great discounts on all the latest Globetrotters merchandise, I personally love these cuff links, they make a great gift for Father's day."
Shows off his cufflinks which have Johnny's face on them.
"This really does sound like a tough challenge for the teams, I wonder how they'll do? Those Coast Guard guys look like they mean business, they look like they know what they are doing and don't they look the part in those uniforms. But then again don't they always and one of our contestants always manages to get through. I really hope we get to see them in action though they look so up for the challenge. Well, now lets go back to our contestants they have all separated and our planning their strategies with the contacts inside the people smuggling operations we have set them up with they won't even know we are there, I just love spying in on them don't you?"
Cuts to dark room with Jack and Lucy and a masked man.
Tune in next week same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel and remember we love to hear your comments.
"And now folks we are going to cross to Natarsha Metsacker for a bit of background information on the people smuggling trade and some of the inherent risks our contestants are going to face."
Natarsha Metsacker news reader tall blonde bobbing head, looks of concern and a nice smile. She is standing on a naval dock. A warship behind her.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Thanks Johnny. Yes, this challenge presents a whole new set of problems for our contestants to overcome, we've provided them with links to different people smugglers and they must convince them that they can do the job, or should I say how much will they charge them to take control of a boat load of human misery with whom they will be at sea with for up to six days at sea in an overcrowded boat."
Cuts to pictures of overcrowded boatloads of people news photos, boats sinking, rescues.
Natarsha Metsacker
"Not only will they have to face the perils of mother nature the boats will be well to say the least pretty unseaworthy and they will have to evade Australian border security. If they get caught they are out of the race. not only that they have to avoid what befell David and Marcia you just can't trust smugglers like you used to, and what about the people they are smuggling?Many are fleeing war and persecution and they pay whatever is demanded and more to take their lives in their hands in the hope of a better life in Australia, the promised land down under, yes sharks, jellyfish, floods cyclones, snakes and crocodiles well I suppose they are desperate and as they say desperate times call for desperate measures. How many make it? How many perish at sea? These are questions we just can't answer with any degree of certainty. What we can be certain of Johnny is that it makes some people very rich but more importantly it makes for an excellent challenge for our contestants. Earlier on today I spoke to a Bundaberg Rum Australian Naval official."
Cuts to a Coast Guard Officer being interviewed on the naval dock.
Coast Guard
"G'day, I'm Lieutenant Stevo Graham its a real thrill to meet you please just call me Stevo, I just want to say I love the show never miss it. Hi Johnny. Hey kids Dads on Globetrotters. I love you Cheryl! Thats my wife she's a huge fan too. Can I get Johnny's autograph for her? Oh shit you won't use that bit?"
Natarsha Metsacker
"No, we'll edit out all the bits we don't want, here you are, just hold this up, will you?"
Hands Coast Guard a signed picture of Johnny which he holds up in front of himself.
"Coast Guard
Wow thats great thank-you so much the family are going to be rapt, this is going over the bar, pride of place some of my friends are going to be so jealous."
Natarsha Metsacker
"I'm joined now by Lieutenant Stevo' Graham, thank-you for speaking to us. Tonights challenge for our Globetrotters is to smuggle a boat load of people into Australia. What do you think there chances are?"
Coast Guard
"Seriously they have no chance of getting through we have boats, planes and a network of informants over here, we're going to get you guys. Sorry to say but your trot around the globe is coming to an end. Hope you like Australian prisons! I hear the food is pretty good these days."
Natarsha Metsacker
"Well, Johnny you heard it the Coast Guard are on the case, they don't hold out much chance for our contestants completing this challenge. Now back to you in the studio."
Coast Guard
"Oh can I say the catchphrase, please."
Natarsha Metsacker
"You go for it sailor."
Coast Guard
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! Thanks so much could I get a copy of that last bit before it gets cut out?"
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
Thanks Natarsha and thanks Stevo, like Natarsha said We'll edit out the bits we don't want, but didn't you know Stevo? We want it all ha,ha,ha,ha, remember we always love to hear from you with your thoughts and opinions no matter how inane some of them might be. Ha,ha,ha,ha, just kidding. You keep them coming in, you can email us at globetrotters.nowthatsanadventure@yahoo.com or give us your minute by minute thoughts on twitter, leave a message on Facebook the choice is yours. And don't forget to check out our interactive website for all the latest news gossip streaming pictures, and it's so cheap to have access to all of that why a premium package is only $75 a month. Think of the smiles on the kids faces when you tell them you have unlimited access to Globetrotters. You also gets great discounts on all the latest Globetrotters merchandise, I personally love these cuff links, they make a great gift for Father's day."
Shows off his cufflinks which have Johnny's face on them.
"This really does sound like a tough challenge for the teams, I wonder how they'll do? Those Coast Guard guys look like they mean business, they look like they know what they are doing and don't they look the part in those uniforms. But then again don't they always and one of our contestants always manages to get through. I really hope we get to see them in action though they look so up for the challenge. Well, now lets go back to our contestants they have all separated and our planning their strategies with the contacts inside the people smuggling operations we have set them up with they won't even know we are there, I just love spying in on them don't you?"
Cuts to dark room with Jack and Lucy and a masked man.
Tune in next week same Globetrotter time same Globetrotter channel and remember we love to hear your comments.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Episode 5
Johnny Paradis'
"Good Evening Globetrotters!"
Assembled people
"Good evening Johnny!"
Johnny Paradis'
"And how are we all tonight excited to find out what the next challenge is?"
Assembled people
"Oh yeah Johnny....We're pumped....Yeah's....Ready to go Johnny ready to go."
Johnny Paradis'
"Tonight have we got a challenge for you, you will have your normal seven days to complete the challenge and we'll be with you every step of the way."
Lucy
"What is it Johnny? Come on tell us put us out of our misery."
Johnny Paradis'
"I will Lucy I will I promise, I'm a man of my word, I just won't tell you what that word is ha,ha,ha,ha but seriously how are you guys feeling? Derrick you still think you have what it takes?"
Derrick
"I'm excited Johnny I just want to get stuck into this next challenge, we're determined to win, determined to kick ass I'm going to fuck up the competition show them what I'm made of."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats the spirit Derrick you show us all who's the man! On a serious note folks. What impact has the loss of David and Marcia had on you? Sami, has it changed anything?"
Sami
"I mean its sad what happened to them but this is a race, a competition we're all here to win, I mean I really believe they were weak and weren't committed to winning. That's why they were eliminated."
Johnny Paradis'
"And you are Sami? Are you committed to winning?"
Sami
"Fuck yeah, one hundred and ten percent. I want to win all the money Johnny, all the money, and I want all the fame, I want to be a TV star, a youtube star I want it all. I want people to point me out and say fuck yeah there's that bitch Sami she'll kick your ass, don't fuck with her."
Johnny Paradis'
"You are one tough cookie Sami no doubt about that. Kurt and Brian you guys are getting the repudiation as the quiet ones to watch?"
Kurt
"That suits us just fine Johnny everyone keeps underestimating us but we're still here and we gonna be here at the end too, you mark my word folks. Kurt and Brian we aren't going nowhere but straight to the winners circle yes sir that's where we're headed."
Johnny Paradis'
"Not so quietly confident I like that plus I drew you guys in the office sweep, and at least this year it hasn't been the kiss of death to the contestants ha,ha,ha,ha, Well not so far anyway. And Jack what are you thinking?"
Jack
"I'm just excited about the next challenge Johnny can't wait to hear what it is. All I'm thinking is how can I win!"
Johnny Paradis'
Well, tonight folks you'll be going from Indonesia to Australia with a cargo of human misery! Thats right you guys will be hooked up with the smugglers and you will pilot the boat of people running from, well who knows what and where and hey should I pretend I care mmmm I don't think so ha,ha,ha,ha, all the way to Australia, make it to land and we'll be there to meet and greet you, and you'll be through to the next round. If you are caught or finish last you will be eliminated."
The gathered people jump up and down shouting and cheering.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well Globetrotters what do you think of that?"
Kurt
"Thats great Johnny I'm so excited I can't wait, I grew up on boats they're in my blood."
Johnny Paradis'
"So you feel you have an advantage there Kurt?"
Kurt
"Oh yeah Johnny we're as good as through! We'll show the others how it's done."
Brian
"Damn right we will Kurt!"
Jack
"Well we'll just see who makes it through Johnny but you can count on us being there."
Lucy
"We are going to win it Johnny no doubt about that, and theres nothing I, we won't do to win it Johnny."
Katherine
"I've never lost anything I've wanted to win in my life and I'm not going to start now."
Johnny Paradis'
"Positive thoughts there from all our teams and you can feel the tension in the air folks isn't that just the best? The atmosphere in there why it could almost cut your throat, you want to stay out of their way ha,ha,ha,ha, looks like they,re all going for gold."
Carl
"They can talk all the shit they want I know where the money is going and I know who the last couple standing is going to be."
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
I hear you Carl, you now have seven days to complete this challenge if you all make it
ha,ha,ha,ha what am I saying if you all make it, the last one over the line will be eliminated. Which is probably better than being exterminated just ask David and Marcia ha,ha,ha,ha, oh thats right you can't. Looks like we are in for a hard fought challenge everybody wants to win everybody is pumped up, what more do you want or need? Whats are catch phrase folks?"
Cuts back to the room where the contestants are. They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
Contestants
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Don't forget same Globetrotter channel same Globetrotter time. And remember we always love to hear your thoughts.
"Good Evening Globetrotters!"
Assembled people
"Good evening Johnny!"
Johnny Paradis'
"And how are we all tonight excited to find out what the next challenge is?"
Assembled people
"Oh yeah Johnny....We're pumped....Yeah's....Ready to go Johnny ready to go."
Johnny Paradis'
"Tonight have we got a challenge for you, you will have your normal seven days to complete the challenge and we'll be with you every step of the way."
Lucy
"What is it Johnny? Come on tell us put us out of our misery."
Johnny Paradis'
"I will Lucy I will I promise, I'm a man of my word, I just won't tell you what that word is ha,ha,ha,ha but seriously how are you guys feeling? Derrick you still think you have what it takes?"
Derrick
"I'm excited Johnny I just want to get stuck into this next challenge, we're determined to win, determined to kick ass I'm going to fuck up the competition show them what I'm made of."
Johnny Paradis'
"Thats the spirit Derrick you show us all who's the man! On a serious note folks. What impact has the loss of David and Marcia had on you? Sami, has it changed anything?"
Sami
"I mean its sad what happened to them but this is a race, a competition we're all here to win, I mean I really believe they were weak and weren't committed to winning. That's why they were eliminated."
Johnny Paradis'
"And you are Sami? Are you committed to winning?"
Sami
"Fuck yeah, one hundred and ten percent. I want to win all the money Johnny, all the money, and I want all the fame, I want to be a TV star, a youtube star I want it all. I want people to point me out and say fuck yeah there's that bitch Sami she'll kick your ass, don't fuck with her."
Johnny Paradis'
"You are one tough cookie Sami no doubt about that. Kurt and Brian you guys are getting the repudiation as the quiet ones to watch?"
Kurt
"That suits us just fine Johnny everyone keeps underestimating us but we're still here and we gonna be here at the end too, you mark my word folks. Kurt and Brian we aren't going nowhere but straight to the winners circle yes sir that's where we're headed."
Johnny Paradis'
"Not so quietly confident I like that plus I drew you guys in the office sweep, and at least this year it hasn't been the kiss of death to the contestants ha,ha,ha,ha, Well not so far anyway. And Jack what are you thinking?"
Jack
"I'm just excited about the next challenge Johnny can't wait to hear what it is. All I'm thinking is how can I win!"
Johnny Paradis'
Well, tonight folks you'll be going from Indonesia to Australia with a cargo of human misery! Thats right you guys will be hooked up with the smugglers and you will pilot the boat of people running from, well who knows what and where and hey should I pretend I care mmmm I don't think so ha,ha,ha,ha, all the way to Australia, make it to land and we'll be there to meet and greet you, and you'll be through to the next round. If you are caught or finish last you will be eliminated."
The gathered people jump up and down shouting and cheering.
Johnny Paradis'
"Well Globetrotters what do you think of that?"
Kurt
"Thats great Johnny I'm so excited I can't wait, I grew up on boats they're in my blood."
Johnny Paradis'
"So you feel you have an advantage there Kurt?"
Kurt
"Oh yeah Johnny we're as good as through! We'll show the others how it's done."
Brian
"Damn right we will Kurt!"
Jack
"Well we'll just see who makes it through Johnny but you can count on us being there."
Lucy
"We are going to win it Johnny no doubt about that, and theres nothing I, we won't do to win it Johnny."
Katherine
"I've never lost anything I've wanted to win in my life and I'm not going to start now."
Johnny Paradis'
"Positive thoughts there from all our teams and you can feel the tension in the air folks isn't that just the best? The atmosphere in there why it could almost cut your throat, you want to stay out of their way ha,ha,ha,ha, looks like they,re all going for gold."
Carl
"They can talk all the shit they want I know where the money is going and I know who the last couple standing is going to be."
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio.
Johnny Paradis'
I hear you Carl, you now have seven days to complete this challenge if you all make it
ha,ha,ha,ha what am I saying if you all make it, the last one over the line will be eliminated. Which is probably better than being exterminated just ask David and Marcia ha,ha,ha,ha, oh thats right you can't. Looks like we are in for a hard fought challenge everybody wants to win everybody is pumped up, what more do you want or need? Whats are catch phrase folks?"
Cuts back to the room where the contestants are. They all shout together.
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Johnny Paradis'
"SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU!"
Contestants
"NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE! NOW THATS AN ADVENTURE!"
Cuts back to Johnny in the studio. Applause and cheers from the audience.
Don't forget same Globetrotter channel same Globetrotter time. And remember we always love to hear your thoughts.
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